The Twist We Need

The Boys Prank

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With the final boost, Issei rushed at Tannin with his entire body filled to the brim with energy. After two weeks of training, he was fighting against the two titans. Slamming head straight into Tannin, Issei exploded with energy he never thought he had. Causing a nuke to go off and annihilate the entire terrain that surrounded them, even Surtr was whistling in amazement.

"Damn, two weeks of near-death training and the boy has turned into a man."

The explosion that took place had blinded both titans leaving a crater filled with melted rocks flowing through the surface. Tannin stood with a small scratch as he looked at Issei with some amusement. "Not bad, you tickled me." Nope, he didn't scratch him as Tannin wiped the dust that was on his leg.

"At this point, you could give some high-class devils some hardship. It doesn't take much for a sacred gear user, especially the sacred gear at your caliber, to grow to a monstrous level. Combine that with us training you and your new physiology, you're bound to become a monster one day."

"FUCK!" Issei screamed while holding his broken hand. "Maybe doing that wasn't the brightest idea."

"It was the only way for you to even have the two to bat an eye at you."

"You're not helping, Ddraig."

"Anyway, I have been receiving messages from Sirzechs for the past week about bringing you back to her. She has been missing her little Issei for a while now. However, I just don't want to. We still have a bunch of training to do." Tannin sighed, knowing that he was in trouble for not listening to his master. "I am going to get an earful from Sirzechs."

"We both are." Surtr added in before laughing his ass off, "And we don't give a rat ass about it."

"Issei, we're probably going to head out for a walk. Want to join?"

"Sure, let's go!"

With that, the three began walking. Tannin transforms into a human form and Surtr going back to his humanoid form. "You know what we should do?"

"What?" Surtr asked Tannin.

"We should prank Grayfia."

"How?"

"We should place some stink bugs in her room. With that, she will hate the smell of her room when she goes back in and will blame Sirzechs."

"You're evil!" Issei exclaimed.

Tannin continued, "Not only that, but we should add in some spiders in Sirzechs's room."

Issei shook his head to that, "She usually has me stay in her room to play board games or random shit. How about we do it her throne room?"

Surtr nodded, "Not only do we add in spiders, but we should also add in something that Grayfia usually carries."

Issei had a thought, "Surtr, remember that box that Grayfia usually carries when she gives me cookies and other treats?"

Surtr nodded before widening his eyes. "You're a genius my boy! Tannin, Grayfia has a small box that she carries. We should steal that box and place it in the throne room."

"Not only that, but we should add in some magical grenades that blow up and smoke up the entire room." Ddraig added which the others nodded.

Issei added in, "We should also add in a punching glove that comes out when the box is open."

Tannin chimed in, "Not only that, but we should also cover it in cake to mess with Sirzechs even further."

"We should also add some stuff to Grayfia's prank."

"How about a hand that comes out and spanks her with pie?"

Upon hearing Issei's idea, Tannin, Surtr, and Ddraig remained silent before Tannin spoke, "You know how expensive that suit is for her." Issei stayed silent before Tannin broke out into laughter, "Hell yeah! Now that is something that we need to do. Can't wait to see her stoic expression disappear when she gets the boot."

"Then, we can add in some flames on the pie to make sure it disintegrates into nothingness. We need to make sure that there is no way of getting her dress back." Ddraig added to which the crowd agreed with smiles.

"Plan: Fuck them up, initiate." They first bumped, even Ddraig decided to force the gauntlet to appear, and fist bumped the three, with Issei using his left hand.

Not too long after, Issei and the boys had the entire plan set out. Placing a box filled with stink bugs in Grayfia's room with the box that opens to spank her right across from where the box is at, this was going to be evil. Tannin and Surtr had the entire plan set out. Since Issei had Ddraig conceal his entire presence, he would be able to watch the entire thing happen in front of him.

Watching through the window in hopes of hearing Grayfia scream, Issei heard the door open and stayed silent. The moment that he heard the door open, he heard a woman's voice. "Why does it smell terrible in here?"

Grayfia noticed the box and walked up to the box and opened it to see the stink bugs. However, when she opened the box, Issei clicked a button that he had on a switch he was carrying. When Grayfia erased the bugs from existence with a frown on her face, the pie covered plastic hand that was on fire sped to her. Spanking her right on her ass, she squeaked from the sudden contact and turned around to see the hand. She was now furious.

However, she failed to notice that her entire dress was on fire. Burning away the very fabric of her clothing. She screamed in rage, "Sirzechs!" Running out of the room with her clothing burning, she was going to beat the living shit out of Sirzechs.

A similar scream could be heard on the other side of the building with Sirzechs screaming Grayfia. Once the two met, they started screaming at each other.

"I will fucking kill you!"

"I will strangle you like I would have done to your brother if given the chance!"

"I will rip you to shreds and feed your heart to your mother!"

They continued pulling on each other's hair before stopping. "Wait, if you didn't do it... And I didn't do it. Then, who was the one who did this."

That was when their thoughts shifted... Before they could come to judgement, Issei entered the room. Eyeing Issei, they asked calmly, "Issei, it's a little bizarre that you showed up after we screamed."

"Huh? I didn't even know that you both screamed. I was just dropped off by Tannin. I'm now hungry."

Looking at each other, they knew what happened. "ISSEI!"

"What?"

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