The Twist We Need

Issei Sad

Sitting down with a frown on his face and with Sirzechs pinching his cheeks, Issei was pouting. He was angry but couldn't do anything.

"Now, have you learned your lesson?"

Nodding his head, Issei remained quiet while Sirzechs and Grayfia scolded him. Once they were finished, Sirzechs let go of Issei's cheek and lifted him up into the air.

"I didn't even do anything." Grumbling under his breath, Sirzechs couldn't find this anything but adorable. He was still angry about getting scolded like a child, but he was also back talking like one.

Before anything could be asked, Issei yawned and was very tired. Sirzechs decided that he would be staying in her room today since she needed someone to hug while sleeping. She, at the very least, had the decency to sleep with clothing with someone.

"Issei, you'll be staying here for the night. I'm bored and I need someone to hug while I'm sleeping."

"Why not have Grayfia be your pillow?"

"Because she hates being my pillow and also you're warmer."

Deadpan stare at Sirzechs, Issei could only sigh before nodding. "Fine, but don't get overly clingy."

~ Time Skip ~

And here was Issei in his situation. Currently, Issei was wrapped up like a bag by the blanket that Sirzechs had for him and Sirzechs clinging to him like a koala. This was bad...

'What the hell do I do? I'm going to fucking die from sweating.' He was very uncomfortable from how tight Sirzechs was hugging him.

"Issei... no... leave... I want... Ice Cream." And great, she was sleep talking with him being involved once more. Instead of fighting against the hug, Issei began patting her head and comforting her to maybe cause her to relax her grip.

Upon feeling the pats, Sirzechs began loosening her grip and began having this feeling of relaxation. When she loosened her grip slightly, Issei took the advantage of this and tried to escape. This led to Sirzechs grabbing Issei's hand.

Turning to her, Issei noticed that she wasn't sleeping the entire time. She was faking it so well. "More head pats."

Knowing that he wasn't going to beat her with this, he continued giving her head pats and watched her begin melting under his touch. What the hell was up with this woman and head pats? In seconds, Sirzechs began to tire herself out from the relaxation and hugging.

This was the day in the life of Issei...

Now, here they were in the morning playing some two player game. New Super Mario Bros Wii and Issei was speed running the entire game. Sirzechs was lagging behind in all the levels and what did Issei do to help, speed run and cause her to die tens of times.

"Issei! Stop running so fast!" Sirzechs was on her last life before she would get her twentieth continue.

Issei smirked before traveling even faster. Moving so fast that he was dragging Sirzechs along causing for her to scream in frustration. "I DEMAND THEE TO STOP!"

"Nah." With that, Issei ran past a hill and since the hill had a gap in between it, once Sirzechs was dragged into it, Issei stopped to let her fall a little before moving on and causing her to get crushed between the screen and the wall.

"ISSEI!" With that, Sirzechs slammed her controller onto the ground and leapt at him.

"WAIT!"

Stopping in midair, Sirzechs glared at him. "WHAT?"

"I just want to say one thing."

"SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!"

"Git gud dumbass!"

"THAT'S IT!" Grabbing Issei and slamming him right onto the ground, she sat on top of his stomach while forcing him to struggle underneath her. "Now let's see how you play while you're struggling to breathe!"

Squirming underneath her, Issei smirked before continuing playing. Just because he was underneath her doesn't mean that he was going to be bad at the game. Sure, his mind was distracted by the fact that there was one of the hottest woman that he knew right on top of him, but his focus for shitting on her on this game was far too much.

"I will be number one!" Sirzechs grabbed her controller and noticed that Issei collected enough lives to revive her. Now, since she was in a bubble, she noticed that Issei wasn't going for her bubble. "Hey Issei, I'm right here!"

Issei remained silent while moving ahead.

"Pop my bubble."

He continued speed running until he saw the flagpole.

"Hey! POP MY BUBBLE!" Issei made a mad dash towards the flagpole. Rushing forwards and touching the flagpole, he beat the level while Sirzechs, who was Mario, was watching from her bubble.

Once blue Toad landed on the ground and did his victory dance, Issei sighed in satisfaction.

"YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO POP MY BUBBLE!"

"And watch you die again? Nah, I'd rather not." They were at the desert world. The difficulty wasn't insane but it wasn't first world difficulty where Sirzechs wasn't getting murdered every second.

Now, since they moved onto the castle stage. Issei watched as Sirzechs began carefully moving faster to make sure that he wasn't going to cause her to die.

She failed miserably because Issei was right at the point where he was phasing her out of the screen. In a desperate attempt, she grabbed him from underneath him and slammed him right into her chest and held him there with her magic to make sure that he won't be able to see the screen. "I AM NOT DYING AGAIN!"

With this, she began playing at her own pace. Carefully making each maneuver, Sirzechs finally reached where Issei was at before passing him.

"HA! How does it feel to be looked down upon by a noob?"

Issei was just blushing from the place where Sirzechs held him. She didn't notice since she was super invested into the game and was desperately trying to detain Issei, but this was the closest he has been to a woman. Issei was someone that was very shy when it came to women because he has only seen women in 2D with chest this big, but this is 3D. His brain was very confused and embarrassed at the same time. He remained silent while trying to understand what the hell was happening.

Sooner or later, Sirzechs hit some spikes and died. "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

Sighing in defeat, she looked down to seeing Issei this close and started to get embarrassed when seeing how close he was. Realizing what she was doing, she let go of him and gave him some space. "Sorry..." She muttered before looking away.

"It's alright." That's all Issei could say as he turned back to the screen. "I died."

Sirzechs noticed that she finally got her twentieth continue and looked down in disappointment.

Seeing how it was silent, Issei did what his mother taught him when talking to girls... compliment them. "Your chest is very soft!" Giving her a thumbs up to make her happy, Issei was met with Sirzechs blushing to camouflage with her hair before covering her face. She muttered a jumble of words that seemed incoherent before jumping on her bed to hide herself.

"Welp, I guess it's time to let me solo him." With his mind back to gamer mode, Issei and blue Toad were going to crush it.

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