The Twist We Need

Meeting the Parents

Standing right in front of the Gremory residence, Issei looked straight at the mansion and gasped in amazement. It was just as big as Sirzechs's palace and the fact that the mansion had so many maids and butlers. "Wait, why don't you have maids and butlers?"

"Because I don't do much besides paperwork or being with you." Sirzechs casually said before everyone in the proximity bowed in her presence.

"Woah!"

"Special perks of being Lucifer."

"Good thing I don't have to do that." Grayfia muttered before standing beside Issei to make sure nothing bad happens to him. With Sirzechs on his right and Grayfia on his left, Issei was properly secured.

Taking a few steps into the residence, Issei was met with a similar long hallway with red carpets and overly expensive decorative paintings lined up on the walls. "Sirzechs..."

"Yes?"

"Did you steal the idea of having a long hallway with red carpet and overly decorated walls from your parents?"

"Obviously, it makes the entire palace feel at home."

Issei muttered, "Yeah, and I wish I could make an expensive mansion and make it feel like home. Have a bunch of random nude women in magazine covering the walls."

Sirzechs squinted her eyes at him, "What was that?"

"Nothing."

Sirzechs wasn't having it, "You have porn magazines?"

"No..."

"Grayfia, please remind me to check Issei's room right after this to erase all those magazines." Sirzechs firmly asked her Queen, who was listening with disappointment with Issei once more.

"Of course, we'll make sure to do so together."

"Wait! Why don't we sell them? If I hypothetically have them."

"Because I have a feeling the longer I am near those magazines, the more I will have the feeling of punishing you." Sirzechs stated before noticing they were nearing her mother's room. "Alright, Issei..."

She didn't have a chance to finish her thought because Venelana walked right out of her room from hearing the commotion and noticed the three. When seeing her daughter, Venelana handed the pot that she was holding to a maid and ran to her daughter. Leaping into the air and hugging Sirzechs, Venelana was so glad to see her daughter once more, especially when she only visited a couple times a year.

"Little Destruction!" Giving her daughter a bear hug, Venelana turned to see Issei right behind her daughter looking awkwardly at her.

"Mother, I'm so glad to see you again!" Noticing her mother letting her go and seeing her walk towards Issei, she could only bite her lips when fearing for the worst.

"You're Issei?"

"Yes, Ma'am!"

Chuckling at the serious tone, Venelana carefully placed her hand on his cheek, "No need to be so afraid. I'm only going to bite you."

"What?"

Sticking her tongue out, Venelana chuckled, "Just kidding!"

Sighing in relief, Issei got grabbed again and lifted up in the air, "Sirzechs! He's so adorable! Where did you find one of these from?"

"Mom! Stop that!" Sirzechs grabbed Issei from her mother and kept him in her arms.

Venelana quickly grabbed him out of her arms and held him near her chest, "Well, if you're going to marry him, then I get to spoil him like a son. Not only that, but we both have the same color hair." Nuzzling him to her cheek, Venelana was having way too much fun bothering her daughter. "Oh, Issei... If you ever want to visit me, you can."

"What?"

Sirzechs had enough with jealousy flaring inside her to a boiling point, she grabbed Issei and slammed him straight into her and held him tightly. She wasn't going to let her mother do anything to him. "Issei, if you even dare to visit my mother without me, I will make sure you sleep in the couch!" It didn't sound so bad to Issei. He could sleep peacefully without anyone disturbing him. "And I will make your training purely sparring with me." Okay, that sounded terrible.

"Oh my little destruction, don't be so harsh on him." Venelana patted Issei's head causing Sirzechs to growl at her. "He just wants someone to spoil him."

"Mom! Don't you dare spoil him! That's my job."

Issei was just left confused in why he was being treated like a child. 'Yo Ddraig, am I really going to be treated like a child?'

"Yeah, what's the issue with this. You don't have pride to begin with and you also get to be taken care of. What's the issue with this?" Ddraig was watching the scene with amusement and tiredness. He just woke up from a nap and woke up to this shit show.

'True... but I feel as if I'm not going to have free will when I'm around these three.'

"Better them having control than you. If you were given freedom, you might burn the world down."

'Hey! I'm not that bad.'

"You had an extra roll of paper towels yet still stole the last paper towel roll in the other stall. You probably traumatized a grown man with that trick. I'm pretty sure you can't get anymore evil than that."

'I just wanted to make sure that I was extra prepared.'

While Issei was mentally arguing with Ddraig, Sirzechs continued arguing with her mother. "Just look at him, he's so adorable and docile right now."

"Damn it! He's talking with Ddraig again." Sirzechs began shaking Issei to bring him back to reality. "ISSEI! ISSEI!"

Slapping her daughter lightly, Venelana lightly scolded her, "Don't hurt him. It's very rare to find a man like him. Someone willing to save the day."

Sirzechs pouted, "Mom! I'm not a child anymore."

"One thing Sirzechs..." Her mother walked up to her and whispered into her ear, "Make a bunch of grand babies for me. I want to spoil so many of them."

Sirzechs blushed like crazy and began stuttering and losing her grip on Issei. Looking down at Issei, she could only dream of what her kids would be like. "Our first kid will be named... Millicus."

"Oh, that is a wonderful name!" Venelana clapped her hands and squealed with her daughter. "I'm going to buy his clothings right now!"

Grayfia was left sitting down with a beach chair and some sunglasses while watching the entire scene happen. "Are they done yet?"

One of the maids shook their heads. "Nope, I think they are talking about their potential 3rd child's name."

"I'm in a room filled with idiots."

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