Monday; two drinks
"Please leave your message after the tone."
"Hey Haz! You updated your Facebook profile picture! You look fuckin' good. It's not like I was stalking all your social media accounts, pshhh. Oh hey, what does raconteur mean? Is that like a raccoon photographer? I don't know...
"Hahaha, guess what? I almost tripped over a banana peel! How funny would that have been to seen a grown man fall because of a banana peel? Maybe it was your banana peel. Have you been eating bananas recently? That was a dumb question, of course you have.
"Hey, maybe next time throw away your trash. Y'know it's illegal to litter, bad Harry. Tsk tsk tsk. Such a naughty, little monkey. A cheeky monkey you are. Okay, bye my Harry."
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drunk voicemails ↠ narry
Fanfiction❝ please leave your message after the tone. ❞ ❝ harry, everything is literally spinning and for some reason, you're the only thing on my mind. you know what would be funny? if you actually picked up. hahaha ok bye. ❞ where niall and harry haven't ta...
