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Tuesday; five drinks

"Please leave your message after the tone."

"Harry!! I think I'm drunk. Am I drunk? I feel funny. Hahahaha. Wait. What am I laughing at? I'm confused now.

"Your face is very pretty. Like, sometimes I just stare at your picture on twitter and think of your dimples and green eyes. I wish I had green eyes. Like yours are so green, it's not fair.

"I was listening to the news the other day, I thought they said something about you. Like they mentioned you and ya sista and how ya guys won the best pumpkin carving contest at teh state fair. That's amazing!

"You carve those pumpkins, Haz. Can you carve one to look like me? That'd be funny hahahaha. Okay bye."

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