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Monday; six drinks

"Please leave your message after the tone."

"Harry! You're sooooo pretty. Like where do you get your face at? It just looks really great on you, and your hair, it looks so shiny. It's like a fucking Pantene commercial. You've seen those right? I think you were in one! Jealousss.

"If you were here, we would danceee and then the manager would come out and tell meh to stop dancing on the table. Oh look! There he is! No stop sir, I'm having a nice time. Stop pulling meh down! You're bein' mean ta meh. I'm gonna kick ya!

"Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay dude! Chill, I'll leave your estabament-estalish-establish establishment. It's ya loss.

"Harry can ya pick me up? I'm tired. Alright, see ya soooon."

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