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Thursday; six drinks

"Please leave your message after the tone."

"Psst, Harry. Get your ski mask on, we're going on a mission. The president called, we have to save the moon. It's very urgent!

"I'm just kidding. I think... Maybe the president did call. Let's hope he didn't because I'm too drunk to save the moooon.

"Hahaha, guess what? I see your sister in the pub! Should I go up and talk to her? Probably not, she most likely hates me after what I did to you. She's dancing with someone anyways, I'd make it awkward even if I did.

"I'm done drinking tonight, I'm leaving the pub. You and Gem's looks are uncanny and it makes me sad seeing her have a good time when I'm not able to.

"I hope you're doing well, Harry. You truly deserve the world, I mean it. Bye Harry, I have to get a cab. Love ya!"

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