Tuesday; two drinks
"Please leave your message after the tone."
"Sometimes I just don't understand Liam. You know what he did this morning? He dressed up as a fucking banana and woke me up at two in the fucking morning. I had a hangover and my head-oh man, my head hurt like hell. Why do people get drunk? Why do I get drunk? Oh that's right. I drink my problems because that works, right? Wrong.
"Liam is very happy all the time and I love the guy, but why would he, much less anyone be up in the morning wearing a banana costume just to say Happy National Banana Day? If I had enough strength, I would've got up and shoved him out of my room but no. I felt horrible so I just laid there as he threw bananas at me. I woke up later under a pile of bananas!
"I bet you would've like that though, wouldn't you, Haz?"
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drunk voicemails ↠ narry
Fiksi Penggemar❝ please leave your message after the tone. ❞ ❝ harry, everything is literally spinning and for some reason, you're the only thing on my mind. you know what would be funny? if you actually picked up. hahaha ok bye. ❞ where niall and harry haven't ta...
