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Saturday; two drinks

"Please leave your message after the tone."

"Harry? Hello? Haz... You there? Oh, I forgot.  You never pick up. You probably don't want to answer a phone call that's from me, though. I understand. I think... I just wish I could hear your voice one last time. You never recorded a greeting for your voicemail so I can't hear your voice that way." Niall says, almost painfully.

Feeling annoyed, he spoke, "You know what I think is the dumbest thing in the world? Flies. There are like fifteen on me! Ahh, get off me, ya pesky little dudes.

"I'm going back inside the pub but I'll go in the bathroom. It gets really loud in here! Just gotta hold on a minute. Okay, I'm in the bathroom right now. Eww, I never realized how nasty the bathrooms are. Okay, I gotta get out. I'll let ya go Haz. Nice talking to you."

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