Tuesday; four drinks
"Please leave your message after the tone."
"Harry! There's this guy who says he knows you. Do you know someone by the name of-what's your name again? Niall Horan? Wait, that's me, isn't it? Hahahaha.
"You never laugh at my jokes anymore. I always used to laugh at yours. They were horrible too but I couldn't just say that. Sometimes you had a good joke every now and then but usually, they were sorta bad.
"My friend Luke told me this knock knock joke and it was hilarious. Okay, knock knock. Who's there, you would say.
"Smell mop. Now if you were here you'd say smell mop who and it'd sound like smell my poo hahaha.
"Okay bye, Harry. Love you."
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drunk voicemails ↠ narry
Fiksi Penggemar❝ please leave your message after the tone. ❞ ❝ harry, everything is literally spinning and for some reason, you're the only thing on my mind. you know what would be funny? if you actually picked up. hahaha ok bye. ❞ where niall and harry haven't ta...
