Zeila's Oneshots

Return of the #

This is for you @that_prettyfem !!!

Raven's POV

You know I don't necessarily mind moving colleges. #Mywholethingis why did mine shut down like that. I guess online colleges aren't as #profitable as they make themselves out to be.

But now I'm doing my last two years in person. My parents #FREAKED when I told them I wasn't picking another online school.

Our whole deal was that if I got to do my last tier of mandatory education in person then I would do #boringass online college.

I guess they thought I would hate my highschool experience and resort back to the nest, but #thatshitAINThappening.

I loved highschool. I loved the friends I made, I loved my classes, #didntquitelove the bullying, but I can fight so that stopped very quickly once I realized could definitely beat their ass.

#ProtectiveParents came in clutch with the focus on boxing when I was a kid.

But the whole #point of the exposition is (I think waaaaaay too much) that I'm doing the college life now! #CollegeLife4Raven is a complete go!

And I could NOT be more excited to do it! I transferred all the way to be with my two #bestfriends in the entire world, Aaliyah and Gigi!

Which would have been #fine with the parents if I wasn't moving all the way to the #dirtysouth to go to the allustrious University of Agriculture & Mechanics to continue my #education in Mechanical Engineering.

That's right! Ya girl is #black&intelligent! Plus I really need to get my parents outta Tilmont. #OutTheHood as they say. We've been robbed like 4 times.

#Hopefully I won't get robbed out here. Both Aaliyah and Gigi say Phyllis (The city the college is in!!!) it's actually even more ghetto and dangerous! #YikesonTrikes! But I had my formative years in Tilmont, and Gigi and Aaliyah grew up there!

And we all agree #ghetto&dangerous doesn't mean shit to us. It's literally just the culture in a city setting, as I like to say.

But #anywaaaaayss, I'm already here! And I'm already nervous. Walking into my first class made me feel like my #firstday of highschool all over again.

All eyes on me, and judging. But I don't mind, I dress like a slutty black 2006 scene queen (cuz I am one minus the 2006 lol) and my hair is highlighter yellow and falls way past my back right now.

#40inches! I turn heads constantly, and that's how I #know I got on a fire fit.

And I've been getting glared at, so obviously I #putthatshiton! "Raven!" I look up to see Gigi and Aaliyah running to me. I stood up from my seat and #squealed in excitement.

The three of us crashed into each other and all my nerves just #floated away. We were acting like we didn't carpool to get here, lol. "We left you alone for 3 hours and now you're the talk of the town girl!"

Gigi said as she packed up all my stuff I had sprawled on the table. "You don't have to do that you know...#WaitWhat?!?!!!"

"Gigi is tripping okay, it was one girl and her friends who were shit talking about a girl dressed like a slutty navy officer talking in hashtags." Gigi scoffed loudly, "She lucky she didn't get popped talking bout my friend like that.

You are a slutty navy captain, the fuck!" Liyah shook her head, laughing (me too cuz that was #funny), and continued to #fillmein on how Gigi, as usual, picked a fight with someone.

This time to #defendmyhonor so Liyah and I agreed it could be forgiven. This time.

"You know something that just never #sitsrightwithme is that when people talk shit about me they always mention the hashtags," I say confused because I always get teased about it.