Wee Weasel Tales: Hell Hath No Fury

Maverick Marauders

This is the twenty-first chapter of the fourth Willimeena installment: 'Hell Hath No Fury'!

Ozzie sees a police blockade up ahead, and immediately warns Jerry ... who decides to do a VERY risky manoeuvre to get past it!

They ultimately succeed ... but end up crashing the van in the process, causing the group to walk the rest of the way to Hayesville.

I hope that you guys like it! 👍

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"Uh ... Mr Willis, we may be in trouble again!" the thin man said worriedly, pointing to what was obviously a roadblock ahead.

A roadblock of four police cars, six officers, and a LOT of guns! Jerry saw it too, and his brow furrowed once more.

The serial killer chief's other colleagues looked over his shoulders, and their faces fell too!

Jerry inwardly sighed deeply at the sight, knowing that he had only one option ... if they were to escape.

It was a risky option though; one that could endanger them all? But if Jerry wanted to save his little angel, and crew ...

"I see it, my friend," the aforementioned chap replied to Ozzie statement.

Jerry then looked over at Arabia, and gave her a serious look.

"Hold on tight, Bia." The little girl nodded and took hold of Willimeena with one hand, and her seatbelt with the other.

"Everybody, brace yourselves!" her dad raised his voice, after taking a deep breath. "Things are about to get a bit bumpy!"

Jerry then pressed the accelerator down even more; hurtling towards the blockade with all speed!

"They're not stopping! Look out!" cried one of the police officers, in shock!

Just before the van hit it, the serial killer chief sent the vehicle into a VERY dangerous spin!

This turned the van into a whirling 'wrecking ball', which SMASHED into the police cars with tremendous force!

Cars exploded and were tossed about hither and dither, officers ducked and yelled in panic as they fired their guns at the van!

Due to the spinning though, the bullets just ricocheted off the vehicle, and back at the officers ... causing them to dodge more!

Inside the van, Jerry's crew all screamed in panic and fear as they desperately clung to the stable parts of it!

The Willises though, were not panicking in the slightest! Arabia was whooping with childish excitement, and as for Jerry ...

The orange-shirted man was cackling like a maniac ... or a mad weasel!

A random bullet abruptly broke the lock on the van's rear doors, just as Jerry stopped the chaotic swerve of the vehicle!

The van bounced unsteadily, as it slowly balanced out again ... the bounce causing the rear doors to open.

Gus was then directly revealed, as the closest to the doors ... and couldn't resist a final taunt!

"Better luck next time, flatfoots!" Gus called sassily to the police, making rude gestures at them with both hands!

Just then a second, random (lucky) gun shot managed to puncture one of the van's back tyres!

Gus's smug grin instantly changed to a horrified look, as the van started to swerve uncontrollably off the road!

"Hold on!" the big man called to his comrades, as he clung to the doors for support!

EVERYONE immediately grabbed hold of something stable again, as the van careered leftwards off the highway!

It finally came to a stop ... by ramming straight into a tree, in a ditch under a low bridge.

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In the wrecked van, the ditch under the bridge, 1 min later ...

The front of the van crumpled under the impact of the tree, busting the engine ... and giving the occupants a hard jolt!

Luckily though, since they weren't travelling at a super fast speed anymore ... everyone in the van was alive!

Generally, a bit dazed, to be sure ... but ALIVE!

Jerry's crew groaned and blinked woozily as they all slowly sat up from their fallen, sprawled positions.

"A BIT bumpy!" Sara murmured incredulously, as she touched her head ... and winced. "A BIT?!!"

"Oh, shush, Sara!" Ozzie retorted, though he was holding his head too. "We're alive, aren't we? Thanks to the boss?"

The aforementioned man was shaking his head, and blinking as Jerry Willis pulled himself back together.

"Bia? Bia, are you okay?" the serial killer chief asked with a tinge of worry in his voice ... as he turned to look at his daughter.

Arabia just smiled happily at him, still strapped securely in her seat ... and oddly not dazed at all!

"Yes, Daddy! I'm okay!" the little girl said, and patted the doll next to her. "Willimeena is too! That was really fun, Daddy! Can we do it again?"

Jerry's slightly worried expression instantly relaxed at his daughter's normal happy state.

"Maybe some other time, darling", the serial killer chief said warmly ... and then turned to look back at his crew.

"Are you guys all right too?" he asked, and was promptly answered with a lot of "Yeahs" ... and some "Maybes".

One of the latter was from Cammy, who was being helped to her feet by Karl ... her 'faithful knight'.

"Mr Willis, can you please WARN us WAY before doing that in the future?!" the aforementioned girl murmured, with a pleading look at Jerry.

The serial killer chief only chuckled, and shot her a devious smirk.

"Ah, but my dear Cammy ... what would be the fun in that?" Jerry replied with a devilish look in his eyes.

His grin then faded, as his tone and expression grew more serious.

"The police won't be far behind. We need to keep moving", the serial killer chief stated, and jerked a thumb out of the window. "Everyone out!"

All of Jerry's crew nodded simultaneously, and clambered slowly ... one by one ... out of the wrecked van.

Cammy was the last one out, helped by Gus on the way.

"Come on, Cammy! Gus has got ya!" the big man said comfortingly, and was rewarded with a warm smile. Much to Karl's displeasure!

In the meantime, Jerry had retrieved his little angel from the seat next to him ... and was now carrying her in his arms.

Arabia and Willimeena, of course.

"Our destination's only a short walk from here", the serial killer chief spoke, as he stepped out of the van himself.

"This way!" Jerry Willis then led the way, with his crew following ... as they made their way towards their Hayesville destination ... on foot.

What do you think of the vehicle chase here, and Jerry's wild driving? Vote and comment if you like it! 👍