DOGBREATH // joshler

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the next morning tyler woke up and immediately checked his phone.

spooky jim: goood morning ty

spooky jim: can i call you that?

spooky jim: im gonna call you that anyways.

tyler laughs, and replies

tyler: but i cant give you a cute nickname because i dont know yours.

spooky jim: my name is josh. you cant really give me a good nickname.

tyler: yeah i can joshie

joshie: i changed my name for you

tyler: aw youre such a hopeless romantic.

joshie: you bet.

tyler: i have to drive and i dont want to wreck because of you. ill text you when i get to school.

joshie: ok.

joshie: you know what

joshie: im gonna spam you

joshie: i hope you dont get annoyed

joshie: but im gonna do it anyways

joshie: i feel like weve known each other for years even though we kinda just met.

joshie: i mean i dont even know what you look like

joshie: but thats beside the point

joshie: i think youd be hot anyways

joshie: i mean that in a non homosexual way.........

tyler: damn. i thought we were soulmates :'(

joshie: maybe a little homosexual...

joshie: why arE YOU TEXTING BACK YOU POOP

joshie: yoU ARE DRIVING STOP TEXTING

joshie: i doNT WANT YOU TO DIE

joshie: anyways, i hope you have a good day at school

joshie: tbh i hope we can text in school

joshie: but you seem like a good boy who wouldnt do that

tyler: howd you guess?

tyler: dont freak out im not driving. i just got to school

joshie: me too

joshie: omg a guy named tyler is literally walking into school in front of me.

tyler: what school??

joshie: why would i tell you?? creep (;

tyler: true. i dont even know what you look like.

joshie: well we know were in the same timezone.

tyler: we are?

joshie: were getting to school at the same time, so unless your school starts super early or super late were the same.

tyler: true. well class is about to start and ill look like an idiot if im late because of you.

joshie: ok. text me later ty