(Outside the Dikrols house. it's quiet. Mr Alfred on his porch with his cat)
Voice of protagonist: and our presence somewhere else meant...well...
(Inside the Dikrols house - in Timon's bedroom, loud music is playing. there are two house puzzles on the floor, one is fully completed while the other has been completed halfway. Timon and Jim celebrate as they do a victory dance with eachother. )
Voice of protagonist: we were having a good time. am not sarcastically speaking.
(Marcus is sitting over the halfway completed puzzle, sadned)
Jimmy: we did it! we took him out!
Timon: yeah. we couldn't have done it without you buddy!
Jimmy: you know what am thinking, like right now?!
Timon: (stops dancing) no. what is it?
Jimmy: (stops dancing, switches off the music) we need a drumroll for this.
Timon: for what? come on.
Marcus: (mutters to himself) drumroll...? fucking nerd.
Jimmy: (walks to his bag, dipping his hands in it) you ready?
Timon: (inpatient) jeez. come on Jim.
Marcus: (mutters to himself) you ready...? what are you? some kind of fucked up baby refree?
(Jim quickly brings out a laptop and two joysticks)
Jimmy: super turbo racing 3d!!
Timon: (shocked) no fucking way.
Jimmy: yes fucking way.
Marcus: (mutters to himself) fucking video game...? what a fucked up pri...
Jimmy: (to Marcus) you in?
Marcus: you mean, am i in a fucking video game?
Jimmy: yeah?
Timon: Jim, Marcus isn't really into video games.
Marcus: what? (to Timon) fuck you. (to Jim) yes, am fucking in. let's fucking do this.
Jimmy: ok. (walks towards Marcus, kicks away his puzzle and sits, then opens the laptop)
Marcus: hey!
(Timon sits)
Jimmy: sorry, it was blocking the way.
(Marcus does a pretend stretch, hitting down Timon and Jim's puzzle)
Timon & Jimmy: hey!
Marcus: (to Jim) sorry! it was in my face!
Jimmy: you're so rude.
(Knock! Knock! on the door. Mrs dikrol is standing outside the room)
(Timon looks to the door, worried)
Marcus: (to Jim) you're a fucking panda.
Timon: shuuu.
(Marcus and Jim looks at him)
Mrs dikrol: Timon! dear could you open the door?
Timon: uh...em I can't Mom.
Mrs dikrol: what? why?
(Marcus mouths "what?" to Timon)
Timon: uh...am naked.
(Jimmy is terrified)
(Marcus mouths "naked? fuck" to Timon)
Mrs dikrol: (confused) what?
Timon: I mean napping. am about to take a nap...am so tired. (yorns)
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THE INTROVERT A WILLY NILLY STORY
HumorIntroducing Timon dikrol. A high school student and an introvert who goes through what every highschool introvert goes through, he's constantly bullied, shunned and taunted by his mates. All this makes Timon see his life as a sequential phenomenon...
