Assassination Classroom ~One Shots~ [FINISHED]

Ren x Asano

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What time is it? It's yaoi time :D~ This one is a Ren x Asano!

Requested by: sarayaghi

Sorry if it's kinda weird and short, but I'm really not good with yaoi and what do you expect from a smartass and a flirt? xD

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Class 3-A of Kunugigaoka Junior High School, is only the class with the students with the best scores in the whole school, and class of the Five Virtuosos.

The 5 smartest students in the school, Natsuhiko Koyama, Tomoya Seo, Teppei Araki, Ren Sakakibara, and last but not least, the school's number 1, [or number 2 since he was beaten by Karma lol ] Gakushu Asano.

But, what if 2 of the 5 Virtuosos hold on to a secret that could probably get them sent to the E-Class, or worse, even get expelled...?

Lets see what that is~

~SOMEWHERE IN REN'S PLACE~

"Asano~ I'm bored!" Ren complained for the twenty-seventh time in the past 3 minutes.

"And what do you want me to do?!" The ginger asked frustratedly.

"Dunno, lets go somewhere" Ren shrugged as he hugged the orange haired guy.

Those two are on a relationship, but obviously their parents wouldn't approve of it at all, so to avoid problems, they must keep their secret hidden at all costs.

"Go where?" Asano asked as he played with the other male's brown hair twirling it around and making knots.

"Anywhere and wait- What are you doing with my hair?!" Ren panicked once Asano's fingers got stuck.

"Fooling around! But your hair is like freaking chains or something when it's tangled!" Asano said and laughed as he tried to untangle the mess he made.

"S-Shut up! It's actually really soft! But you're just a douche and you destroyed my perfect hairstyle that took me so much time to make!" The brunette protested as he stood up from the couch they were laying on.

"Where are you going?" Asked the ginger with a curious expression.

"Find food what else? I'm starving" Ren said in a matter-of-factly tone as he walked to the kitchen humming a random tune.

As he dug through the cabinets, he finally took out some cheese puffs and put them on the counter. He glanced over at the couch, only to find that Asano was no longer there.

"Asano?" He called out as he looked around, suddenly, two arms snaked around his waist making him jump and scream.

Once Ren recovered from the shock, he glared at his boyfriend who was currently rolling on the ground clutching his stomach from laughing too hard.

"Very funny! I'll get you back you little shit" He growled taking some cheese puffs and throwing them at the ginger rapidly.

"Okay okay! Stop! Too much cheese!!" Asano yelled laughing, and soon enough he was covered in a mountain of cheese puffs.

He stuck out his head and shook it, and it was now Ren's turn to laugh.

"Oh my god! You could literally win a hide and seek contest hiding there!" Ren joked as he laughed.

"Because I'm just too awesome!" Asano stated smugly as he stood up and walked towards the brunette who was still laughing and kissed him, making Ren's face go red and his eyes to widen in shock before kissing him back.

Once they pulled away Ren slapped his shoulder.

"What was that for?!" Asano laughed,

"For kissing me like that!" Ren protested, his cheeks still red.

"And I should care because~? I can do that whenever I want~ Besides, you had some cheese powder on your lips" Asano said confidently licking his lips.

"Idiot"

'Thank god for cheese puffs though' Thought Ren as he walked towards the living room.

"You're just gonna leave that mess there?" Asano asked pointing to the orange mountain of cheese puffs on the floor.

"You're cleaning all that up!" Ren smirked.

"But you threw them!"

"Who's fault was it?" 

"Touche... Whatever, you're helping me anyways!" Asano glared at him grabbing his hands and dragging him back towards the kitchen.