They React to Boku no Pico Opening 2

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Me: WELCOME PEOPLE! TODAY WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL CHAPTER SUGGESTED BY:

*Drum roll*

DolphinLover721 !!!

Me: Our event today contains mature content because this shit for some reason was created for the fuck of it so whatever. HERE ARE OUR SPECIAL GUESTS!

*Curtain raises revealing 6 confused people and an octopus*

Karma: What the--

Nagisa: Karma-kun don't swear. That's rude.

Karma: ...Fudge

Nagisa: Much better :)

Kayano: Where are this? Is this a game show? A food contest? A pudding contest? *drools*

Nakamura: She's in her own little world again...

Maehara: Well at least the chairs are comfortable

Isogai: True

Koro Sensei: Nuyah? W-Where are we?! Where are my sweets?!

Me: Anyways. Guys, today you'll be reacting to:

Boku

No

Pico

>:)

Well the second opening actually because I couldn't find the video lmao sorreh Dolphin :P

Maehara: My what now?

Nakamura: What the hell is a Pico?

Isogai: Well, "Pico" is "beak" in Spanish...

Karma: LOL. So we're reacting to our beaks?? What kind of thing have we gotten ourselves into?

Me: FOR POTATOE'S SAKE NO. THE NAME OF THE THING IS "MY PICO" PICO IS AN EFFING NAME

Kayano: I'm getting a bad feeling about this.

Nagisa: Me too actually...

Me: ANYWAYS LET'S PLAY THE VIDEO!

00:00-00:10

Karma: What the f*ck is this...

Nagisa: 0-0 uh... They're naked... Then cosplaying in revealing outfits...

Kayano: These girls have no chest, I finally don't feel alone :') I MEAN-- NAGISA DON'T LOOK!!

Nakamura: What am I watching... I feel dishonored can I leave?

Maehara: They have no boobs but the cosplays are alright *having a nosebleed*

Isogai: THAT'S ALL YOU CARE ABOUT?! THEY'RE PRETTY MUCH NAKED!!

Koro Sensei: ...Uh... *pokerface*

00:10-00:30

Karma: Those uniforms should be illegal.

Nagisa: ...I agree with Karma...

Kayano: *thinks* Flat-chested slut trying to get my Nagisa's attention...

Nakamura: Okay, this is sexual harassment to every girl in this planet and I feel very offended and--- *rants*

Maehara: *Nosebleeding to death*

Isogai: MAEHARA BREATH!!!

Koro Sensei: ...

00:30-1:10

Karma: Lmao they're tying each other up wtf savage I'm out of here.

Nagisa: 0///0 Please stop the video...

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