Assassination Classroom ~One Shots~ [FINISHED]

Karma x Reader

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I AM SO SORRY! NOW I HAVE NO EXCUSE FOR UPDATING THIS LATE, I did not see some of the requests people made, so I'm going on a spree of writing a bunch now.

Requested By: GreenTeaPikachu

Sorreh for my lateness, I'm a bad author ^^"

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"Karma-kun, please stop..." Nagisa begged the red head as he tried to delete the picture.

"Eh? But you look good though, Na-gi-sa-chan~" Karma teased as he laughed and held the phone high in the air.

"Geez, Karma just leave the poor gir- I mean guy, alone" You said as you tackled him and stole his phone.

"(Y/N)-san, did you almost call me a girl...?" Asked Nagisa. You froze and laughed nervously.

"Uhhhhh"

"YOU'RE SO MEAN!" He pouted and ran away faking cries. You laughed, knowing he was faking it and he would be back in less than a minute.

"So, can you like get off me now? Or do you plan sitting on me for the whole day~?" You jumped up startled at the voice and glared at the red head who was now sitting up.

"Sorry not sorry" You said with a grin as you crossed your arms.

"I'll get my revenge for that, just you wait (Y/N)-chan~" He smirked making you gulp.

Now, let's just say last time he said those words, you ended up in a maid cat suit for 3 days straight. Don't even ask why.

"Alright students, settle down and- (Y/N)-SAN! Don't interrupt me when I'm- KARMA-KUN! STOP SHOOTING AT ME!!" Koro Sensei shrieked as everyone got out their guns and knives and tried to shoot/stab the yellow octopus.

You laughed as you looked at the mini rebellion you had started, when in one swift movement, somebody covered your eyes and dragged you out of the classroom without anyone noticing over the ruckus.

You removed the person's hands only to meet the sadist staring down at you since you were fairly shorter than him.

"What the hell Karma, I almost had a heart attack!" You growled trying to punch him but he dodged it with ease and chuckled.

"Heh, you never fail to amuse me (Y/N)-chan~ Now, you up for some gelato?" He asked with a not-so-innocent smile.

You raised an eyebrow and nodded saying "Go on"

"Follow me then" He said as we walked silently to the faculty office. Karma peeked his head in and jerked back almost instantly.

"What's wrong?" You asked worried.

"See for yourself..." He muttered covering his eyes with his hand. You peeked your head out a bit and your eyes widened.

Karasuma-Sensei and Bitch-Sensei were in a heated make out session.

You slowly hid and pressed your back against the wall covering your mouth. In your mind, you were screaming like the fangirl you are 'OTP!!!!!!!!'

"D-D-D-Did that just happen...?!" You whispered, your voice shaking as you wanted to scream badly. Karma nodded violently, a smirk on his face.

"Alright, here's the plan, I go in, cause a ruckus and make them both follow me, you go in and steal the gelato and anything you want. It's on the bottom shelf in the freezer to the right" Karma explained, making you sweatdrop. 'How many times has he done this already that he memorized the staff room?!'

"Okay, plan start in 3... 2...1-"

"What are you students doing out here?" A deep voice asked cutting us off.

You froze and slightly turned around looking up at the two teachers with death smiles. Karma looked completely calm as he stood up, pulling me up with him and he smirked.

"Oh nothing. You know, just the usual, trying to steal some gelato and we just happened to pass by, and oh, what is this I wonder?" Karma asked as he casually took out his phone with a picture of the two teachers kissing.

'When did he take that?' You thought.

"You..." They said in fury. Karma smirked and he began running as the teachers chased him. You saw him glance back and wink at you which made your heart beat fast.

'W-Wait... What was that?'

You shook away your thoughts and ran inside the staff room stealing all the sweets.

Right when you were about to make a run for it something caught your eye, sitting in Koro Sensei's desk. Smiling, you grabbed the small object, stuffed it in your pocket and ran out.

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"Karma! There you are! Where'd you go- Wait. Is that your wrist swollen?!" You asked panicking as you kneeled down in front of him as he rested his back against a tree.

"Oh this? I hit my hand on something, not sure what though, why? You're worried about me~?" He teased.

You nodded and grabbed his wrist, making him wince at the pain. You softened your grip as you dug for some gauze in your bag and carefully wrapped it around his hand when you found it.

"There, geez you seriously need to be more careful..." You muttered as you took a gelato and gave it to him.

"Well, I got you as my nurse so I got nothing to worry about~"

"Wh-What?!"

He leaned in and kissed your cheek and smirked. You blushed madly and punched his shoulder to which he only laughed.

"(Y/N)-chan, let's be partners in crime from now on"

"Yeah sure, I'm getting free stuff so I'm in. Oh by the way, I found this pocket knife and I'm pretty sure it's yours" You said and handed it to him.

"Yeah it's mine, but I want you to keep it"

"Why?"

"Why not?"

"Alright fine" You said as you smiled to yourself.