So I'm walking out of Kohl's and this retard runs the stop sign right in front of the crosswalk. My mother being just as loud as me shouts
"THE STOP SIGN IS THERE FOR A REASON YA IDIOT"
I looked in the car and it was this elderly couple so I was like facepalm. My mother was shouting at the elderly and they probably couldn't even hear her.
So there was this guy walking in Kohl's and he's like
"Oh the elderly."
*and then in an elderly voice says*
"That stop sign wasn't there 20 years ago."
And then we laughed of course.
So after that we were in the car and my sis is like,
"What if you weren't paying attention at the crosswalk and got hit? Then you'd get your car, go to college, med school, buy a pent house."
Naturally, it took me a while to get it then I was like oh. I would get money since I got hit. Man I wish I got hit.
No I don't...
Yes I do....
No I don't...
This is more confusing then that episode of Blue's Clues when the guys face changed.
Well peace out. \/
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