The News v. What we wish

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What the news says

Female Anchor: Hello and welcome back to Three letters we picked on the keyboard but no one actually knows what they stands for today we found some hard facts from Donald Trump's new campaign manager. These facts, they are definite. And we learned them from a long discussion during an interview that we had with her. The interview it was long and we learned facts that are accurate. Some pretty position changing facts. That are 1000% true according to Donald John Trump Senior's new campaign manager. Oh and sadly it looks like we out of time.

My Rant: OKAY SO WHY THE HECK YOU GOTTA DRAAAG IT OUT LIKE THAT! YOU WASTED FIVE MINUTES OF TIME TO DO WHAT?  MAKE SUCH A REPETITIVE STATEMENT THAT IT WOULD MAKE MY SCHOOL'S ENTIRE ENGLISH DEPARTMENT QUIT THEIR JOBS! RIDICULOUS!

What we wish it said

BREAKING NEWS! Trump is still alive.

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