bad band innuendos

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These innuendos are so bad that Mr. B won't even let him in his classroom.

Credit to sisidee913 for making me think of this. or discredit...

1. Sybylla [my saxophone's name] likes it under the bell < property of sisidee913

2. My Tenor is a squirter, you just need to blow hard enough and know where to put you fingers.

3. I have a big instrument, well you have big instrument too but mine is bigger. It's hard having a big instrument.

4. You're not a timpani! Wait I'm not? #questioningmygender

5. You're flat!

6. You need to tighten those lips if you want to get results.

7. I just got a new instrument!

8. Uck I got spit all over my instrument from last time.

9. Yeah this guy from Long Beach is selling Reeds and it ain't the cheap stuff, it let's you hit that ultimate high...note

10. CAUSE IT IT GOES DOWN IN THE D.S. ALL CODA

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