Fezzing Smooth as Adipose

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It took a minute to decide if I should make this a cryptic poem or just write it like I normally do.

But then I realized a poem would be stupid.

So I'm playing hand-

Pausing the story here to let you know that two guys are humping eachother right in front of me

-ball and one of my friends throws the ball out of bounds, right? And this guy catches it. So not only does he catch with barely looking (The basketball and handball courts are in the same area) but he was dribbling a basketball when he caught it. And not only that but he continues to dribble and throws the handball back to wall in our court. And it's an amazing throw too! And then he shoots the basketball, he doesn't make it but it didn't even matter because everthing else he did was so fezzing amazing!

If you didn't understand a thing I just said just know that, that was as smooth as fLuck.




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