Percy Jackson Facebook Messages

Lets Parody

SeaWeedBrainz- Percy Jackson

Wisegirl- Annabeth Chase

DeadHead- Nico di Angelo

Dead&Gone- Bianca di Angelo

PanL0ver- Grover

TitanWorshipper- Luke Castellan

Eye(s)- Tyson

HuntressLeader- Thalia Grace

ZeusorJupiter- Jason Grace

Rubiez- Hazel Leveque

PrettyGirl- Piper Mclean

HerculesStinx- Zoe Nightshade

CampChief- Chiron

MrsJackson- Sally Jackson

MarsBestKid- Frank Zhang

AugustusofBEARZ- Octavian

Caleo4Eva- Leo Valdez

Orakle- Rachel Dare

Boltz- Zeus

SeaHorsies- Poseidon

HaikuandSunshine- Apollo

WarisLuv- Ares

DeathKing- Hades

WarandWisdom- Athena

ZeusFav- Hera

Winedude- Dionysus

Forges- Hesphaestus

MaidansRLUV- Artemis

Messenger- Hermes

BootifulLuv- Aphrodite

PomergranateSeeds- Persephone

LastOlympian- Hestia

FatherTime- Kronos

TheSkyisHeavy- Atlas

FireGiver- Prometheus

EarthisBae- Gaea

WriterMan- Rick Riordan

Cupcakes- Coach Hedge

#1Praetor- Reyna Avilla Ramirez-Arellano

BiggestPlanet- Jupiter

JupiterisBae- Juno

BrotherofJupiter- Neptune

CallmeDeath- Pluto

WarisLife- Mars

WiseQueen- Minerva

Farmworld- Ceres

War- Bellona

MetalWork- Vulcan

Thieving- Mercury

AmazonGurl- Hylla Ramirez-Arellano

ForevaAlone- Calypso

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SeaWeedBrainz: Why'd you call us here Annabeth?
Wisegirl: We are going to do something fun! We're going to sing.
DeadHead: I swear to Hades I hate you all.
Eye(s): Plaze nicoop itgj be fun
DeadHead: ?
SeaWeerBrainz: Tyson's thumbs are big.
Eye(s): Yesd
DeaHead: Fine, for you.
Orakle: Sounds fun. What song?
HuntressLeader: I vote Centuries.
DeadHead: Immortals or Stressed out.
TitanWorshipper: Immortals and Centuries sounds fun.
SeaWeedBrainz: Let's parody it.
Wisegirl: Great, Centuries first.
DeadHead: Some halfbloods are born.
HuntressLeader: Some die or are scorned.
Wisegirl: But you will remember me.
Orakle: Remember me as a demi.
SeaWeedBrainz: Just one mistake.
Wisegirl: Is all it will take.
PanL0ver: We are more than history.
TitanWorshipper: Legends, for centuries.
Eye(s): Got to fight my teenage dreams.
DeadHead: No it's not something wrong with me.
Wisegirl: The oracle is wrong, the prophecy is off.
SeaWeedBrainz: The gods broke our hearts!
HuntressLeader: C'mon moron and let me in.
PanL0ver: Scraps on your sword like my hoove tips.
HuntressLeader: Our lives support to match the darkness in the world.
Wisegirl: We fight cause they can't fight themselves.
Eye(s): Some children are made.
DeadHead: When gods get laid.
SeaWeedBrainz: But we'll be legends for centuries.
Orakle: Crazy Greek legends, lead to devastation.
Wisegirl: But we'll be legends for centuries.
Eye(s): Not gonna stop til the gods know my name cause I was born as a mistake.
PanL0ver: Until I die for you, as long as there's a fight, I'm right beside you because I'm the opposite of a human friend.
Orakle: And you're a spawn of Poseidon, your life is doomed. You are so nice but you're gone too soon.
TitanWorshipper: We've been here forever... We are living proof.
Wisegirl: We fight... Together.
SeaWeedBrainz: We are the chosen few.
Wisegirl: Next, Immortals. Thalia please start.
HuntressLeader: They said we all would be lost.
DeadHead: But we don't have to be.
TitanWorshipper: I'm a bad half blood but in the best way.
Eye(s): I'll be the watcher of the end game.
Orakle: I'll be the speaker of all your great prophecies.
SeaWeedBrainz: I am the ocean stuck under the mass of all the stress. And I try to picture me without you but I can't.
Wisegirl: Cause we could be immortals. Immortals. Just let the gods choose us.
PanL0ver: All together now, we are better now.
HuntressLeader: Just pet the gods choose us. We could be immortals! Immortals!
Orakle: Immortals!
SeaWeedBrainz: Sometimes luck only pays off in your own plan. We get quests again, and again every summer.
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ZeusorJupiter: Still comparing your past to my future!
DeadHead: ADHD brain, got many tutors!
ZeusorJupiter: I am the pressured lightning in the cloud filled sky!
HuntressLeader: I'd say I can live without you but I don't lie.
Wisegirl: cause we could be immortals! Immortals! Just let the gods choose us.
PanL0ver: All together now! Best friends forever now!
Eye(s): Just let the gods choose us!
TitanWorshipper: We could be immortals! Immortals!