EvanaThePegasus dared me to do this!
1. I'm a girl
2. I like platypuses
3. I love hedgehogs
4. I own a hedgehog
5. I love rhinos
6. I love them because my nickname is Rhino
7. While I'm writing this, I'm at my grandparent's house
8. While I'm writing this, I'm listening to Summertime Sadness by Lana Del Ray
9. I'm tall
10. I'm so tall, people think I'm in high school, but I'm in middle school
11. I was experimenting, and you can report people for being under 12. A lot of people here are under 13 years of age. Including me. Please don't report me. Hey, even 11 year olds like to write.
13. My grandpa is watching a Western movie while I write this
14. He watches a lot of Westerns
15. My favorite jacket is green and from Hollister
16. It's also a hand-me-down
17. I have two fish
18. I have two dogs
19. I have two cats
20. I already mentioned my one hedgehog
21. I'm wondering if anyone is reading this
22. EvanaThePegasus was wondering that, too
23. I read your thing, EvanaThePegasus
24. I always wear mismatched ankle socks
25. I love Captain America
26. I love him because he's really hot
27. But he's 95 years old
28. Western movies are super dramatic
29. I'm looking at an old picture of me my grandmother has in her sewing room
30. I used to be really adorable
31. The Western my grandpa is watching was kind of like cowboys and Indians
32. The cowboys killed all but one of the poor Indians
33. The surviving one is an old medicine man telling the 'squaw killers' that death is comjng for him
34. Nevermind, med man died
35. This is a weird Western
36. It might be a true story
37. Now I know what Custer's Last Stand is
38. At least, I might
39. Yup, this is the story of Custer's Last Stand
40. I'm wondering if anyone just read my boring 9 facts about my grandfather's Western
41. I'm close to halfway done
42. The blanket on the bed I'm sleeping in is really soft
43. I wonder what it looks like when you pour salt on a snail
44. But I would never do it
45. That's why I'd look up a video
46. I'll do that when I'm done with this
47. You don't want to know how much favric my grandmother has in her sewing room
48. I'm sleeping in her seeing room
49. I do every time I come here to California and visit her
50. I'm halfway through
51. I was born in Germany
52. I'm wondering if anyone's still reading
53. This used to be a different fact that I decided to put at the end
54. I want a stuffed Rhinocerous
55. I think I spelled Rhinocerous wrong
56. My fav color is green
57. I'm left handed
58. Lana Del Ray has Summertime Sadness
59. I have Summertime Boredness
60. That was a bad joke
61. Wow, I'm at 61 already!
62. I can't keep still
63. My mom read a book where one of the characters can't keep still either
64. He is kind if like an elastic person
65. He started cracking his knuckles, then his wrists, then his arms, then all his whole body
66. Everyone stopped what they were doing and started staring at him and he was like, "Oh, sorry."
67. The book is called The Rook and is by Daniel O'Malley
68. When Momma's done with the book, I'm going to read it
69. It sounds good and funny
70. Nice! 70!
71. I wonder yet again: is anyone still reading
72. I'm always cracking my knuckles, toes, and back
73. I had a chocolate chip waffle this morning
74. It was delicious
75. I want you to add any number of your choice to your age, subract two, and multiply by three
76. I just made you to uneccessary math
77. My best friend lives in Italy
78. That's all I know
79. I don't know the town
80. I've been meaning to ask
81. But it's not like I'd tell you, anyway
82. I think she lives near Venice
83. Almost done!
84. I'm wondering if anyone would read all the way up to here, even after my super borng nine facts about Gramps's Western and my facts about my mom's book
85. Katy Perry is pretty cool
86. Taylor Swift is boss
87. I hate Fall Out Boy
88. I love Leo Valdez
89. He's hot
90. I'm wondering if you see what I did there
91. And Elsa's Ice Palace is pretty cool
92. I don't tell very good jokes
93. At least I don't if I made them up
94. But I didn't make up the Elsa one
95. evacious did
96. So close to the end!
97. I'm wondering if anyone has read this far
98. I'm super excited
99. I'm almost there!
100. I want to do an extra fact
101. I'm asking you to comment if you read the whole thing
I dare:
evacious
chulover16
The_Minecraft_Kitty
__Poseidon__
SwirlyFox
power2fangirls
ruler_of_wonderland
CayleeDavis
MyMechanicalRomanc
fullofinsanity
PTXkrystalblue
sherixrty
That_Creative_Girl
wisegirl17
thatxstupidxgirl
AwesomelyBlaze
itzzana
BAMbooks
PharrellWilliams
sparkyolive
If you already did it, you don't need to do it again. If you really donmt want to do it, you don't have to. But I nominated you. And there are a lot of people I didn't nominate.
STAI LEGGENDO
Angel, I Hear You
De TodoI warn you: This may not be the right book for those who do mot like randomness. Anyway, you can laugh at my thoughts all you want. Read at your own discretion.
