Among the Asgardians (deleted scenes)

Driver's Ed (extra part)

Thor's POV

"Okay, Mr. Odinson," said the large Midgardian man who was sitting in the passenger's side. "You're going to pull out and make a left at the first stop light."

I tried to remember what Kathryn had told me about stop lights. I think I was supposed to go when the light turned red. Smiling, I floored the pedal. Unfortunately, the car did not move. I grunted. "Stupid Midgardian charriots," I hissed.

"Sorry?" asked the driving instructor. "By the way, you have to put the car in gear." I gave him a blank look. "Use the Wand of Power," he said.

"Oooohhhhh," I replied, pulling down on it. Then, I floored the accelerator again. This time, the car lurched backward, slamming into the car behind me.

"That was my car..." the man said.

"I am sorry, my lord," I replied. "I will reimburse you for your losses. I made ten dollars the other day!" Surely ten dollars was enough to buy the man a new car.

"Is that some kind of joke?" the man asked.

"No, my lord. On the contrary, I plan to buy you the finest car I can find for ten dollars."

"Just get on with the driving," he replied. I smiled and put the car in drive, gently edging the car into gear. We made it okay until the first stoplight. The light was green, so I stopped.

"Go, you great, bearded idiot!" the man cried. Car horns blared as I sat in the middle of the road. "You're supposed to go on green!" he shouted. His face was a funny, purple color.

"Sorry my lord," I replied.

"Stop calling me that!" he yelled.

I floored the accelerator, and the car lurched forward at eighty miles an hour.

The man rolled down the window and threw up as I pulled up to the next light. "Are... You... Mad," he whispered. "Take us back to base."

I smiled at the man and turned around. I think that went well for my first day.