Out with a Bang

Cheap Perfumes & Teacher Pranks

*Alli's P.O.V*

We, as in Dakota, Arianna and I, are already in Language Arts class before everyone else. Carefully, I place Wedgie in Mr. Walenburg's desk, at the top drawer. I make sure to close it all the way before we take our seats. The two give me a thumbs up, and we wait. Slowly, the class begins to flood with people, including Rocket and her crew of hookers. She takes a seat right in front of Arianna, and her hookers sit right in front of Dakota and I.

"Um, excuse me?" Dakota asks, tapping Camilla's shoulder. Camilla turns her head, and a disgusted look crosses her face.

"What?" she snaps back.

"Can you move? Your cheap perfume is making me sneeze," she retorts, faking a sneeze and purposely not doing a good job. Arianna smirks, but I stare at her in awe. Arianna turns and gives Dakota a 'round of applause, all while Dakota bows.

Camilla's mouth is wide open as she glares at the two. "Don't applaud this, this- Rocket!" she yells, summoning Rocket over. Oh glob, here she comes. Ew, it's getting closer, RUN DAKOTA, RUN! She grabs a seat and slams her chair next to Camilla. Ooh watch out, we got a bad ass over here!

"Excuse me?" Rocket snaps, her eyes raking over me disgustingly. I shake my head quickly, hoping to get rid of her stare. Curse you Alli, with your saying stuff out loud! "Okay, what?" Rocket turns her attention back to Camilla. She must be mad because Camilla's cry of her name interrupted her flirting with some dude named Tyke. Seriously, what kind of name is that?! Monkey see, monkey do...

"She," Camilla starts, pointing at Dakota. "Said that I have cheap perfume!" Where is the ducking teacher, to, oh I don't know, TEACH US?!

"At least her perfume attracts men, where'd you get yours, the gas station?" Rocket retaliates. I roll my eyes.

"What a terrible come-back," I mumble under my breath.

"A little too many men, don't you think?" Arianna whispers in my ear, and I laugh loudly. What? It's true!

"What is THAT supposed to mean?" Camilla screeches, getting up from her seat and standing in front of Arianna. Wow, that girl must have ears of a bat.

"It means," Arianna stand up and continues. "That you and your little clique of sluts, are well, sluts!" Arianna shrugs her shoulders, Dakota mimicking her actions as well. "Oh well!"

Arianna takes a seat, eyeing Rocket to see if she has a come-back. Before Rocket could say a word, the teacher walks in. FINALLY!

"Good afternoon, class," Mr. Walenburg greets, shuffling through some papers he places on his desk. He must be looking for something... He rummages through his drawers before screaming. "OH MY GOD!!" he shouts, jumping back on to his swivel chair.

Wedgie hops out of the drawer in one swift jump, landing safely. Everyone gives him a confused look, including a fake one from the three of us, until they find out what he is surprised about. Everyone jumps back and watches as Wedgie crawls around Rocket's desk. Then, it happens. Wedgie pees on Rocket's foot, or should I say brand new Prada stilettos. How is she allowed to wear those, anyways? That's what she gets, that little-

"AHHH! OH EM GEE, THAT'S GROSS!" she squeals, jumping on her chair. The hookers mimic her actions, and she carefully shakes off her heels. I mean, it's just a $300 pair of shoes, nothing special to her. The boys in the class, including the cute guy from the ice cream shop that was flirting with Alli, are all pressed up against the right wall. Except Damien, who was cracking up. When he sees me watching him, he winks, almost like he knows something. He couldn't know it was us... right?

I steal a glance at Arianna, who is turned towards the window and waving slightly. I follow the direction of her eyes and see that she is waving at Levi and Melanie. Levi was standing there holding his iPhone recording, a green and black case attached to its back. Melanie is standing behind him, her face red from laughing, and is waving at me. I chuckle and wave back.