Out with a Bang

New Boyfriends & Secret Treehouses

[Dakota's P.O.V]

And there is the sight I will never forget. Alli and that jock from the Icecream Shack are MAKING.OUT. I repeat, MAKING OUT! Wait, are they going out or something? That little- ugh, why didn't she tell us!

"So THAT'S what she's ditching us for? Icecream Man?" Melanie whispers angrily, crossing her arms. Oh yeah, we call him Icecream Man because we don't know his real name. I mean, it makes sense doesn't it? We met him at the Icecream Shack... yeah, you get it. Melanie and Arianna look angry, but Levi and I are chill about it. What? Why should I be mad? Our little Alli is becoming a woman!

"Should we interrupt them?" Levi asks. Arianna rolls her eyes, as if she's saying 'obviously!' She barges into the room, the rest of us following after. Alli and Icecream Man scream, and Alli covers herself up.

"You aren't naked, Alli!" Levi scoffs. I walk over to them and put my hand on their chests, pushing them away. No, I'm not touching Alli's boobs. Just thought I should clarify that.

"Woah you guys," I say. "Remember to wrap it before you tap it, alright?" Arianna, Levi, Melanie, and even Icecream Man burst out laughing, but Alli's cheeks turn bright red.

"Don't be a fool, wrap your tool!" I exclaim, laughing at myself. Oh wow, how sad, but DAMN I'M ON A ROLL! "Before you get her sick, wrap that di-" Melanie face palms and shakes her head.

"Please. Stop," she pleads. I open my mouth to say something, but close after I can't think of anymore jokes. Aw :(. Arianna steps forward towards Alli.

"Care to explain yourself?" Alli stays quiet for a while, but Arianna snaps her fingers in Alli's face. She glances at Icecream Man before replying,

"Darren is my boyfriend..." All of our jaws drop in surprise. Holy shizzle, I didn't know they were boyfriend and girlfriend! Levi and I give her a round of applause, and she looks taken aback.

"Our little Alli is finally growing up!" Levi exclaims, and I wipe a fake tear from my eye. Alli gives us the death stare, but goes back to Arianna.

"Look, I'm sorry I didn't tell you guys before, but-"

"Wait, his name is Darren?" Melanie interrupts. Icecream Man, I mean Darren, nods.

"We've been calling you Icecream Man!" I shout, grinning at him. He holds his heart in mock hurt.

"I am OFFENDED!"

"Hey, icecream is amazing okay, you'd be HONORED to have that job!" I reply.

"True, true."

"Okay, so this is what you are saying, Alli. You ditched us just to make out with your boyfriend you didn't even TELL US ABOUT?!" Melanie screeches, her voice getting louder towards the end of the sentence. I run over to her and pat her head, going:

"Shhh... little one." She playfully glares at me then turns her attention back to Alli, her facial expressions hardening. Alli rubs her arm awkwardly.

"Uh, if you put it that way..."

"So it's true!" Arianna interrupts. Woah, why are they getting so worked up about this? I mean, Alli has a boyfriend! Shouldn't we be happy? Well, unless she ditches us or some shizzle.

"Wait, wait wait," Levi tells us. "So you're telling me that popular jock and middle chain nerd are going out? No offense Alli,"

"None taken," she snaps. Levi gives her a look before continuing.

"Doesn't this seem like a cliche high school movie?" I gasp loudly, before jumping up and down.

"HOLY SHIZZLE, HOLY SHIZZLE! WHAT IF WE ARE BEING PUNK'D? WHAT IF ASHTON KUTCHER IS HOSTING? I WANT TO MEET ASHTO-" Arianna puts her hand over my mouth so I can't continue. I don't bother taking it off, because I'm too lazy to lick her hand. Alli has a guilty expression on her face.