"Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."
― George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?
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Glancing around the spacious room I spotted my target standing around talking avidly with a group of men. I easily made my ways towards them.
Crossing the small space I stopped just outside the half circle they made. The men in question quieted as I stopped in front of them.
Extending the scrolls towards my target I said, "Morino-san Hokage-sama would like you to review, sign off these scrolls, and hand them into him by the end of today."
The man in question just stared at me. In fact I noticed an instant later that in fact all the men were staring at me.
I know that I didn't get the wrong man. What self respecting Shinobi did not know who Ibiki Morino is?
Most importantly the skill he had at getting the results he wanted pretty much no matter the situation.
Maybe they thought I was suppose to be trembling or something like I've seen others do when they come in here. Even though they're twice and sometime trice my age.
Maybe because I'm young they think I would breakdown or something as ridiculous as that.
Which in itself is ridiculous do to the fact that I didn't do anything to warrant being sent to be put under the man's skill. Also to add on to the whole situation is that I just became a Genin.
It's not like I'm going to embark on interrogation training at this stage of the game.
Who in which I might add hasn't even completed her first mission because the man doesn't know how to accept fucking scrolls!
I merely kept eye contact with the infuriating man.
That still hasn't fucking moved! I might add.
All the while raising a fine black eyebrow. Making sure that my face was a blank slate.
After about five minutes of the bloody ridiculous silent staring competition Morino still hasn't moved.
Giving up I just tossed the offending scrolls at the man.
I did a inner victory dance when I watched as he blinked when they came at him. I won a staring contest with an interrogator. With Ibiki Morino nonE the less.
He caught the scrolls of course, but not without losing.
I watched as he scowled at the scrolls. The men around there seemed to have be absolutely dumb founded as they were all slacked jawed.
Breaking the head of Interrogation is in my humblest opinions a great way to start off a career. Not to mention a no doubt wonderful day.
The men looked at the scrolls then to Morino then me then back to the scrolls.
"Well I see that you understand. I'll be leaving then." I turned on my heel and leisurely striding out the double doors.
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Anbu Princess
FanficWhy. What did I ever do to be stuck with these lot of munging fuckwads? I must have killed a fucking monastery full of monks, kittens, and unicorns in a past life to end up being in a class with them. It is a good thing that I got out quickly hmm? ...