Two Types of Vamp (Discontinued)

Truth or Dare

Emmett moved the couch and we all sat in a circle. “Here are the rules,” Emmett says while looking around the circle at us all. “You get one forfeit and if you forfeit you have to do the opposite of what you chose. So if you passed on a dare you get a truth. And that’s it. Everybody understand?” We all nodded our heads in understanding. “Then lets get this show on the road!!” Emmett said in his booming bass.

    “Who’s going first?” I asked.

    “Well I am, of course.” replied Emmett. “Bella, truth or dare?” I thought my options over carefully. I thought about when I play this game with Beth, and no matter what I choose, she makes it humiliating. I think Emmett will be the same way. Better go with truth.

    “Truth.”

    “Have many people have you slept with?” I looked down in embarrassment.
   
    “None.” Emmett laughed. 
   
    “Well, you two are just perfect for each other.”
   
    “So is it my turn now?” I asked annoyed.
   
    “Yea.”
   
    “Alice, truth or dare?”
   
    “Dare.”
   
    “I dare you to take your new Gucci bag and run it over with Emmett’s Jeep.” She glared at me, and I thought of the phrase If looks could kill. Well, if looks could kill, I would be 6ft under. Or in my case a big pile of ashes.
   
    She did as she was told, but no one dared to laugh at her facial expression. When she came back in the house it was her turn. “Beth, truth or dare?”

    “Dare.”

    “I dare you to go to the mall and kiss the first guy that walks in the door.” We all laughed but Beth just hopped up with a smile on her face and ran out the door with us trailing behind her. When we reached the mall we sat down and guess who was the first to walk in the door? You guessed it. Mike Newton. She rushed up to him, gave him a peck on the lips, told him it was a dare, and skipped back to us. Typical Beth.

    “So, Edward, truth or dare?”

    “Dare. And I know what your thinking, and no, I will not streak, so think of something else.” We all laughed and Beth just gave him a look and put on her thinking face. Suddenly, she got a mischievous glint in her eye. Uh oh.

    “Okay then. You are gonna let me pick out your clothes and you are gonna run around the mall singing We are the champions with a torch in your hand.”

    “You know Bella, it’s really hard to read her mind because there’s so much going through it, so quickly.” We all laughed and Beth smiled.

    “Yea I know. Sometimes her train of thought is even hard for me to follow, and I’ve known her for centuries.” I laughed.

    “Stop trying to change the subject Edward,” Beth said. “Show me your closet.”

Beth’s POV

    Muhahhaha!!! This is going to be hilarious!!!! Edward lead me up to his and Bella’s room and showed me to his closet. I opened it and it was freaking huge!! I WANT THIS CLOSET!!!! These are the things that I miss, me being a nomad and all. I began to scour his closet, and finally found my way to a dresser with underwear in it. They’re wasn’t anything embarrassing enough in it.

    “I’ll be right back, Edward. I have to run to the store.”
   
    “Okay?” It came out sounding more like a question than anything. I quickly ran down the stairs and out the door, past the Cullens and Bella, and made it to the store in about 5 seconds. NEW RECORD!!!! Just kidding. I almost beat it though.

    Anyways, I entered the store and went to the men’s section. I went straight to the underwear. I quickly searched through them, and found the perfect pair. They had Donald Duck riding a shooting star on them. I walked around the store and found a big pink fuzzy top hat, a pair of those glasses that have beer mugs on them and say beer goggles, a multi colored feather boa, and, oddly enough, a pair of huge white angle wings. Weird right?

    I purchased my items and quickly sprinted back to the house and into Edward’s room.

    “Go get dressed in these. Where can I find a torch?” I stated/asked.

    “I think we might have one in the basement.” I didn’t even reply; I just ran downstairs past the others and scoured their basement at superhuman speed, until I found the mentioned item. When I got back upstairs it had been about 10 minutes, because even at vampire speed, there was still a bunch of junk down there.

    “EDWARD!!!! ARE YOU DONE YET!?!” I screamed slightly annoyed at him. How long does it take a vampire to get dressed? Geesh!! I heard him say something inaudible upstairs. “GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE!!!!”

    “Fine. Stop yelling.” He said and continued to mumble profanities at me the whole time he was coming down the stairs. Before he even got to the bottom everyone ended up on the floor, they were laughing so hard.
    “Come on everyone, pull yourselves together. It’s time to go to the mall!” I said once I got my breath back. Everyone slowly sobered up and piled into two cars. We couldn’t all fit into one. When we arrived we parked in the forest behind the mall. Don’t ask me why it was placed there, but it was good for my plan. “Okay everybody, here’s what’s gonna happen. We are all going to take our positions around the mall. Distract as many guards near you as you can. When we get into our positions, Edward will get step out of the forest, and he must go around the whole mall at least one time, unless he gets caught. If you can’t do this, the dare is forfeited and I get to pick a truth. Everybody got that?” They all nodded their heads. “Alright, everybody take your positions. Edward, I’ll signal you when everyone is ready.” I was met with a round of  “yes ma’am”. “haha hilarious you guys. Just go already.”

    We all split up into a different section of the mall, and I signaled Edward. He stepped out of the forest and began his dare. He took started in the west wing and made it all the way through without being caught by a mall cop. He did get really weird looks, comments, and people avoiding him like the plague. He put out the torch in the mall fountain, and we headed back to the house for the next turn.

Bella’s POV

    Edward rushed upstairs and was down in about two seconds with regular clothes on. “Okay, Edward. You’re turn.” I said as he rejoined the circle.

    “Umm… Emmett, truth or dare?” Edward asks.

    “Dare.”

    “I dare you to go to the nearest gay bar, get up on a table, and pretend to be a stripper.”

    “You’re cruel man, just cruel.” Emmett said with a frown on his face.

    “Now, you know how all of us feel when you give us dares.” Edward retorted with a smug look on his face.

    Emmett just rolled his eyes and let out a big breath. “Let’s just get this over with, shall we?” I chuckled and we ran this time because it was faster. We got in to the club easily. I didn’t even have to use compulsion. All we had to do was flutter our lashes and the guy let us right in. I think he was bisexual, because it worked with the guys to. Once we entered we all headed over to the bar to watch the show, as Emmett climbed up on the table and began his dare.

    As soon as he stepped up on the table the song "Danger! High Voltage" by Electric Six. (link- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc ) He moved his hips to the beat and bobbing his head like he had turrets. When he was down to his underwear, he started to do the sprinkler, then continued to do the running man. At the end of his performance, he flipped backwards off the table, picked up his clothes, and walked towards us. On the way over to us he kept getting his ass slapped by random people, and that just made us laugh harder. It was a miracle we even made it out of the club with how hard we were laughing, and how many times Emmett got hit on. We finally got out of the club and raced back to the house to continue our game.

    “Okay Emmett, it’s your turn.” I said once we were all sitting back in our circle.

    “Jasper, truth or dare?” Emmett asked.

    “Truth Emmett. I’m not gonna chance a dare with you.” Jasper said with a slight chuckle.

    “Why whatever do you mean my dear brother?” Emmett said feigning hurt.

    “You know exactly what I mean “dear brother”.” Jasper said in retort. “Now, what is my question?”

    “Have you ever loved anyone else besides Alice?” Emmett asked.

    “No. I had a crush on a girl once, when I was human. But never love.” Jasper said in a tone that said it was no big deal. At this Alice gave him a big hug, and Jasper got a giddy grin on his face.

    “Okay guys, this is the last one before we give it a rest. Jasper its your turn, so make it count.” I said.

    “Okay then,” Jasper said. “Bella, truth or dare?”

    “Dare.” When I said this, Jasper got an evil grin on his face.

    “I dare you to put on a strip show for us.”

    “Will burlesque count?” I asked.

    “Ummm…. Yeah, I guess that will work.”

    “Let me make a call.” I said with a mischievous grin. I got up and walked deep into the forest before I made the call. They have no clue what they just got themselves into. I dialed the number of an old friend, and she picked up on the 2nd ring.

‘Hello’

“Hey, Tess, it’s me. Bella”

“Bella!! How are you? I haven’t heard from you in so long!”

“I’m fine Tess. I need a little help on a dare. Can you get the club ready? I want to do a special one night show.”

“REALLY?! Of course!! I’ll get everything ready. When will you be here?” She asked with enthusiasm.

    “As soon as you’re ready for me.”

    “Get on your way here right now young lady! I wanna see my vampy friend.”

    “As I want to see my witchy friend. I’ll see you in a few.” I said as I hung up the phone. I ran back to the house with a smile on my face. “Load up guys. We’re going to Hollywood.” I said. We all piled in the cars and got there in under an hour. We didn’t follow the speed limit at any point in time, as you probably guessed. We arrived on sunset strip at just before midnight. We stopped outside of a club with no windows and signs that said, the greatest view on the strip.

    “How is it the greatest view if there are no windows?” Emmett asked puzzled.

    “You’re about to find out, Emmett.” I replied. With that we entered the building and I paid everyone’s entry fee. Edward argued but I won in the end because it was my dare. I showed the others to the V.I.P section and told them to stay here.

    “Beth do you want anything to drink?” I asked.

    “Umm… Vodka on the rocks please.”

    “Okay. I’ll have the bartender send one up.”

    “Wait, wait, wait,” Edward said. “You can drink?”

    “Uh yeah. Alcohol helps with the blood cravings.” I relied.

    “oh.” was all I got for a reply. With that I walked away, and after talking to the bartender, I went backstage to get prepared for the show.

Edward’s POV

    I watched Bella walk away, and we all turned to Beth. “How did she get us in the V.I.P section?” I asked.

    “She used to work here. I worked at the strip club down the road. She helped keep this place afloat when they were going to lose the club.” Beth said.

    “Wow,” was all that was said until the show started. We were all speechless at what Bella had done for these people. We saw the curtain raise and out walked the owner, who introduced herself as Tess. She said that they had a special guest for tonight’s show (Bella) and headed backstage. The girls took their places and started the first number. It was introducing all the girls and the show. When they finished there was a short break and then the next number started. This time Bella started the number off.

    She was dressed in a pearl top, and bottom with heals. That was it. She started out on the piano and slowly made her way across the stage in a provocative way while singing. Her voice was beautiful and sounded like bells. I was getting slightly aroused, and I was glad my reaction was hidden under the table, or Emmett would never let me live it down. The words she was singing didn’t help my case either.

    The number finally ended, but there were about five more before it was over. All of them starring Bella. Oh joy. The show finally ended and Bella came out.

    “Enjoy the show guys?”

    “You certainly fulfilled the dare.” Was Jasper’s answer. Bella chuckled.

    “Let me say goodbye to Tess, grab something to drink, and we can be on our way.”

    “Okay. We’ll wait in the car.” Alice said giving me a look that said don’t even think about staying behind. We waited for about twenty minutes in the car for Bella to say her goodbyes. She came outside and climbed in the car next to me. She cuddled into my side the whole way home.

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Thank you guys for reading. Sorry for the long wait, but it’s one of my longest chapters so far. I have a bit of writers block, but I managed to squeeze this out before my brain completely blanked. I’m looking for more stories to read, so I’ll take any suggestions. Don’t forget to vote, fan, and comment!!!! love ya, Jazz