KASEL P.O.V
"Hey Audrey! Wanna go in the woods? I saw a girl go in there! We gotta go in to save her!! It IS the slender woods after ALL!!"
"Thats completely idiotic to do! But, since we are in a horror movie *cough* BOOK! Let's do it anyways!!" Audrey explained excitedly. We both got in our fabulous gold boots and tugged on a jacket. It was pretty cold outside, so we'd die if we didn't have protection.
We both stepped outside and went SANIK fast into the woods. We found the dumb girl who came in the first place. "HEY! It's pretty dangerous in here. What da hell is wrong with you!" Audrey YELLED. Suddenly, our friend Sarah came riding on a motorcycle with a pink fedora and a fabulous sparkly jacket.
"Hey everybody. Just visited the magical mall, Ya like my new jacket~" She asked. Audrey and I nodded, but the girl just looked frustrated.
"Sooo.. Who's the girl?" Sarah said.
"I'm the infamous Y/N!!" She screeched. It scared me I started crying pink lemonade.
"Why you gotta be so ruudeee! I mean SCARY!" I said. Y/N just shrugged looking around. "Why you so antsy girl?" I asked.
"DUH! I'm looking for the next person to love! I loved everyone but.. I GOTTA GET BACK TO THE CREEPYPASTA'S MAN!" She said more energetic. All of us except her gave a 'TF you say?' face. She explained again "imgoingtofuckingfindallthecreepypastasandfuckthemandmarrythemandbetheslutIam!!" She said again. We all were like 'o.O' now.
"Ok.. So. Ho-" Sarah got interrupted.
"OH MY FUCKING GOSH! ITS RIGHT THERE!!! THE MANSION YAYAYAYA!!" Y/N yelled.
"What the hell?" Audrey, Sarah, and I said at the same time. In front of us was this big. Fat. HUMONGOUS. Mansion. "Damn.." We said.
Y/N grabbed our hands and dragged us to the mansion. "Wait, wait, wait. You said what's inside that mansion house thingy?" Sarah said confused.
"The creepypastas!" Y/N squealed.
"Oh HEELLL no!! I ain't going in that house with those slimy, gross, disgusting, not to mention scary CREATURES!" Sarah yelled trying to escape Y/N's grasp to no avail.
"Come on sarah! It's not like we got anything better to do!" I said "Besides, if the creepypastas love her or whatever, we won't be killed cause we're her.. Uh. acquaintances!" I said.
Sarah nodded and trudged to the mansion.
We all stepped inside and immediately regretted even coming in. Because. There was.
NO ONE HERE!!!
"WHYYYY!!" Y/N yelled. "I WANTED TO BREAK MY 1,00,000 SEX RECORD!!" She started balling.
"WELP, if Ya need us. We're going home." Audrey said as Sarah and I nodded in agreement.
Y/N's P.O.V
They were about to leave, but I couldn't really notice. I was too busy bathing in my own tears. I looked up, and they were gonna step outside when BAM! The door slammed shut in their faces. "Holy SNAZZLES!" Kasel yelled. They backed up and looked around as I slowly stood up from my crying position and wiped my tears.
"W-what just happened?" I stuttered, setting the mood. Audrey waved a hand gun in the air.
"I HAVE PROTECTION!!" She yelled and covered KASEL and Sarah. Suddenly, dark figures sprouted throughout the room as they circled around us. I grinned, this was it! My time to SHINE! I spread my arms wide.
"TAKE ME!" I yelled.
AUDREY P.O.V
Y/N was currently getting swept into the darkness yelling "TAKE ME!!" Or some SHIZ like that. KASEL, Sarah, and I were pointing hand guns at the surrounding figures around us. Kasel was sweating like crazy and Sarah was freaking out.
"There's no way I'm entering any of your slimy mouths tonight, you cannibals!" Sarah yelled.
"You guys smell like death.. And that's weird. Big time. Did I mention you were bad weird? Cause we're good weird!" Kasel blabbered.
"We're the cops!! We have professional hand guns so stand back or.. We'll. uh." I didn't know what else to say. "Help me out here guys.." I whispered.
"We'll.. TICKLE YOU, NASTY PEANUT BUTTER JARS!!" Kasel yelled, holding her hand gun higher.
One of them started chuckling, causing the rest of them to burst into a fit of laughter. "The hell?" Sarah said
"Awee.. Slendy! They're so.. WEIRD! Let's keep them! And let's also keep that Y/N girl! The author of many books made us fall in love with her so, we have no choice!" One of them said.
"Very well then." Slenderman's weird voice said. They grabbed our wrists and Sarah immediately started yelling 'EW!! Slimy hands!!'
KASEL P.O.V
They shoved all four of us into a room with four shirts sprawled against the floors. "One for each of us I guess.." I muttered. The shirts were.. Fabulous I should say. It viewed as a plain black fabricated top with the words 'creepypastas are da best~' imprinted in it. There was a poop emoji under it to. We changed into the shirts stepping out of the room.
"So, what do we do know?" Audrey asked. We all shrugged to her question. "Hmm.. Let's go meet everyone!"
YOU ARE READING
Fuck it. (Creeypasta/Others/Humor)
HumorY/N ventures with her three acquaintances to the slender mansion and to other places for a fun filled adventure!! (Humorous) It's creepypasta(COUGH not really). You wanna read it.
