The Prince Bought Me

S E V E N

"What the fuck?! Are you kidding me?!"

Sage just stared at me, his face void of other emotions other than his infamous smirk proudly displayed on his face. "No I'm not." He beamed at me before he swam to the nearest shore. Its edges were rough from lime stones. I followed him and hid behind a huge rock. Its built covering my entire body. There was another huge stone not far away from mine and Sage slipped behind it.

I stripped off of my bikini and stood there unmoving, waiting for Sage to get out first. "Sage? Are you finished?" I called him.

"Yeah. You can get to the water first if you want." He answered back.

"But are you still behind the rock?" I asked just to be sure.

"Yes, why? Do you need me to check you out first?" I rolled my eyes at that. I can feel him smirking behind the rock. "Sweetheart, you need to wait. There would be plenty of time inside the water."

"Shut up." I came out behind the rock and tried to cover my body with my arms. There was a steep edge not far away from where I was standing. I walked to it and peered down. The water was clear so I decided to walk backwards to catch my momentum before running towards the edge. I jumped while keeping my eyes open. I want to keep out for sharks. I was falling pretty fast and when I saw that I was close to the water, I closed my eyes and soon there was a loud splash. The warm water enveloped my body. I pried my eyes open and started to swim to the surface.

I looked up and saw Sage's face peering down at me. Good thing it was only his face that I could see right now. "Don't worry I didn't see your body." He backed out and I figured out he was catching his momentum so I covered my eyes with my hands. I don't want to see his genital, just yet.

Oh shit.

Did I just say, just yet? Does that mean I'm planning to see it anytime soon?

Well- "Aaaahhhh!" I struggled to swim away when I thought something dangerous crashed a few inches beside me. I actually kicked something inside the water when I started swimming away. I think its Sage's body but I'm not sure which part. It was a bit soft and hard at the same time.

God, he scared the hell out of me there. The sea is wide for goodness sake. Why did he choose to crash himself just a few inches away from me?

I spun around expecting to see Sage laughing his ass off but I was surprised when I saw him. His face was turning red and he was trying so hard to catch his breath.

Holy shit. What is wrong with him? I started to panicked and swam towards him. I'm a bit surprised he managed not to drown himself.

"You okay?" I asked him, a few inches between us.

I approached him but he held up his hand, stopping me from coming nearer. He inhaled some air and soon he was returning to his normal color and his breathing became steady.

"What is wrong with you woman?! You just kicked my goddamn penis! If I become infertile I swear I'm going to marry you so both of us will suffer with having no heir!" I was startled me when he screamed at me but I was more stunned with his next sentences.

"So the thing, which I was finding hard to determine if it was soft or hard, was your dick?" He glared at me and right there and then I realized you should never ask or mention to a guy that you couldn't determine if his thing is hard or soft.

"Yes, it was my penis." He seethed and then his lips started to form his infamous smirk that I was starting to get used to. "About what you said, if it's soft or hard, do you want to find out right now?"

I gaped at him with my mouth wide open.

He started to paddle the water with his hands so the water jumped straight to my mouth, which was still wide open. I was shocked so I was late stopped the water from going down my throat. I tried to choke it out but I don't want to pour out my gut so I let it be.