The Prince Bought Me

E I G H T

"Go and get it Sage."

I was tangled in my sheets with my brain still fuzzy while I kept on kicking Sage who only managed to reply me with a grunt.

"No. Why won't you go and get it? You're closer to the door." He murmured still half-asleep.

"Because you're in my bed, duh." I replied.

"Actually, you're in my bed."

I'm in his bed, huh? You're probably thinking why I'm lying in here when there are two beds. Oh yeah, I remember. On our way to our cabin we stopped over at a bar and ordered some tequila, that's probably why. I popped my eyes open and true, the door is near to our bed so this is probably Sage's.

I propped my elbows on the bed to look at Sage. He was still covered in his sheets. His hair ruffled, mouth a little opened, and his eyes closed. Half of his face was pressed on the pillow and his arm was dangling on the side of the bed.

I was still lazy to stand up so I decided to kick his butt so hard he ended up with a loud thug on the floor. He sat up and started rubbing his ass. His eyes were sending daggers at me. "Not your bed now, go and get the door Sage." I muttered before lying down on my back and covered my whole body with the white sheet.

"Geez woman, were not even married and yet you're already throwing me off the bed? How could you?"

I giggled and through the sheets I can make up his shadow approaching the door. When he opened the door there was a huge man standing by. I uncovered myself from the sheet and sat up on the edge of the bed.

"Breakfast delivery." He said in his deep voice. He was wearing a white polo and Hawaiian shorts and his was carrying a silver plate of food.

"Hey haven't I seen you before?" I asked.

He just looked at me as if I have gone insane. One of his eyebrows even shoot up. He turned to Sage. "Breakfast deli-"

"But we didn't order food." I interjected.

Sage just bowed his head and sighed. "I did." He took the plate and muttered a small thank you before closing back the door. He placed it on the table and marched back to the bed.

"But you were asleep? When did you order food?" I asked him as he made himself comfortable on the bed.

"Last night. I called them after you went to sleep." He snuggled to his pillows and his back was facing me.

"But we both slept at the same time." I tried to argue and trust me, I don't even know why I'm making it such a big deal.

He spun around to look at me, his elbows were propped on the bed. "Allie, were still not married and you're already interrogating me? I don't have a concubine so just stop. This soon to be marriage of ours will never prevail for thee do not trust me."

"Concubine? Really Sage? Who on earth still uses that word?"

To my amazement, he raised his hand. "Me teacher. "

I grabbed the pillow that I have used and lunged at him. I tried to suffocate him with the pillow and soon I was straddling him. He managed to grab the pillow away from me and threw it on the other bed. I looked down and saw his face grinning widely. Then realization hit me, the position we were in. I was sitting on his crotch while he was lying down on the bed.

He placed his hands behind his head (like what boys do when their on the beach.) "Oh yeah. You can stay forever if you want." He winked at me and I rolled my eyes before I got off.

"You said "thee"? Where are you Sage? Still living in the 15th century?" I asked him as I combed my hair with my fingers. We don't even have a comb for crying out loud.