Ronnie and his wife pass the sign that reads "Welcome to Shellshire!" They both look at each-other and know that this is the place. This beautiful, seaside, seemingly peaceful town is where they will find their bloodthirsty vampire squatting in the shadows.
But first, they need lunch. They've been traveling for quite a while. Haliah veers the car along the curb, scaring a woman pushing a baby in her coach.
"Yo, lady!" She starts. "You know where we can gets some grub?"
"Um," she stutters. "Well, there's a pizza shoppe not far from here. Their meals are rather good."
"What's it called?"
"Saucy Boy's Pizzeria."
Haliah swerves the car back on to the road, honking her horn persistently at an elderly driver ahead of them. "The limits a bit more than six miles per hour you old goon!" she shouts out the open window.
"You're hot when you have road rage," Ronnie remarks lovingly. "No that you aren't hot all the time."
"You best believe it, Sugar."
She pulls the car into the parking lot of Saucy Boy's, taking up two parking spaces.
They strut out of their car and into the store, not bothering to close the door behind them. The chains on Ronnie's belt jingle as they walk up to the counter, where a boy with a name tag that reads "Liam" stands behind the register.
"Hello," he greets. "What can get for you?"
"Whatch you got?" Ronnie inquires.
"Here's a menu, if you'd like to look it over."
"Look at me, boy," He rips his sunglasses off. "Do I look like I got time to read?"
Liam looks at him, a little intimidated. "Well, we have pizza."
"What kinda toppins you got?" Haliah demands.
"The normal sort. Pepperoni. Sausage. Broccoli. Olives. Stuff like that."
"Give us a large with all the meat you can fit on it. Make it a Sicilian."
"Uhh, right away sir." Liam looks over they're shoulders at the black car in the lot. "Is that your car, sir?"
"Yeah," Ronnie nods. "A beauty, ain't she?"
"Uhh, I suppose. There's a constable writing you a ticket."
They turn around.
"Aww, shit!" Haliah exclaims.
"You double parked again, babe," Ronnie turns back around. "Hey, Backstreet. Make that pizza to go."
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