Villager News: Part 1

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(A/N) Please uh... read the ending message I write...

Villagers #19, #20, #21: Da da da da, da, da da da da, da, da da da, da, da da da da, da, da da da da, da, da da da da daaaaaa, da da da daaaaaa, daa! VILLAGER NEWS!

Winter: What the fu-

Villagers #19, #20, and #21 the moved out the way as the camera zoomed in on Villager #4 and another Villager humming a tune.

 Villager #4: Does my moustache look all right? Okay.

Villager #4 then turned over to the Villager behind him looking peeved as he shouted at him.

Villager #4: Hey!

The Villager then looked down sad, as he turned and walked away.

Ruby: Why is everything so... blocky?

Weiss: And why are they're arms like that? Is it just stuck like that?

Soviet: Okay, so in order to even remotely understand this, you need to understand Minecraft.

Jaune: Minecraft?

Soviet: Yeah, so-

Timeskip

Ozpin: Interesting, embracing the creativity of ones mind allowing them to do whatever to their hearts content.

Soviet: Yup, love the game. Now let's keep going!

Villager #4: Breaking News! A rogue citizen has been caught committing a terrible crime!

Ruby: A crime?! What?! Was it cookie theft?

Blake: Murder?

Yang: Property damage?

Weiss: Tax Fraud?

Soviet: Wha...?

Villager #4: Villager #9 is on the scene!

The camera cut over to a slightly different looking villager holding a microphone.

Villager #9 Thank you Villager Number 4. I'm standing where the incident took place earlier today. We have footage of the event from a camera mounted on that roof.

The camera then panned to a Villager standing on a rooftop holding a camera without a care in their blocky world.

Villager #???: Hello.

Glynda: Wha-

Arslan: It's probably better to not question it...

The video then showed the footage of the villager committing the crime as they saw him just walking.

Villager #9: It was just a normal day in the village... until Villager Number 14 showed his complete distaste for our laws.

The video then zoomed in on a sign next to one of the farms as it read "No Littering!" only for Villager #14 to throw down a piece of bone meal on the ground before continuing to walk.

Weiss: That...

Fiona: That's the crime he broke...?

Peach: I'd understand it being a crime, but heinous...?

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