📣 Author’s Note 💌✨
“When in doubt… twist the plot and run.” —ExySexyMe, probably
THANK YOU for surviving this chaotic rollercoaster of hormones, heartbreaks, glitter trauma, forbidden crushes, secret powers, and bleeding ears (sorry, Miexha 💔).
Right now, your dear Author is taking a mini beauty nap—also known as existential crisis planning mode—to figure out how to bend, break, and emotionally destroy the story’s timeline even further.
Yes, I'm cooking. And yes, it’s messy.
Expect more plot twists, more dramatic entrances, more jealous stares, and possibly a musical breakdown or two. 🎤💔
📌 Stay tuned for:
— The return of emotionally unstable boys
— Miexha’s next tear-powered arc
— and more crumbs of mysterious love you’ll scream over.
Updates will come after I finish crying over my own outline.
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With love, stress, and three mugs of coffee,
ExySexyMe 💋🖤
P.S. If anyone finds my motivation, tell it to come home. I miss her.
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Zatariel's Math song
Trig song of the heart
🎶 “Can’t calculate the slope of your love, baby, but I’ll graph it anyway…” 🎶
🎵 “X equals love, and Y is the way you look at me, girl…” 🎵
🎶 “You’re the cosine to my sine, we oscillate just right—”
🎶 “Even if our phase is off, I’ll love you every night.” 🎶
🎵 “You’re tangent to my soul, undefined without your touch,”
🎵 “Even asymptotes can’t keep me from wanting you this much.” 🎵
🎶 “I memorized your angles, girl, acute and so divine,”
🎶 “Even if you flunked the quiz, you’re still a perfect 9.” 🎶
🎵 “Baby, I’d skip derivatives just to stare at you,”
🎵 “If love’s a function, then you’re my breakthrough.” 🎵
🎶 “Let’s intersect at midnight, plot a future on the stars—”
🎶 “You're the proof I never solved, written deep into my heart.” 🎶
🎵 “So don’t cry ‘cause you got one in math, it’s true,”
🎵 “But babe, out of thirty—I’d still choose you.” 🎵
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🎸 TRIG SONG OF THE HEART
By: Zatariel (Certified Genius, Future Heartbreaker)
Key: C Major | Tempo: Mid-tempo cheesy romantic pop
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[Verse 1]
C
Can’t calculate the slope of your love, baby,
G
But I’ll graph it anyway, no maybe.
Am
You’re the variable I never saw,
F
Now my heart’s solving you with awe.
C
X equals love, and Y’s how you look at me,
G
Plotting every smile, girl, geometrically.
Am
Even when you flunked the test again,
F
You’re the top solution in my set of ten.
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[Chorus]
F
You’re the cosine to my sine,
C
We oscillate in perfect time.
G
Even if our phase is slightly off,
Am F
I’d still carry your books, scoff at math gods above.
F
Tangent to my soul, you crash my line,
C
Undefined but girl, you’re still divine.
G
Don’t need no quiz to know it’s true,
Am F C
Out of thirty—I’d still choose you.
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[Verse 2]
C
I memorized your angles, all so sweet,
G
You’re 90° of pure heartbeat.
Am
Acute in ways you’ll never see,
F
Baby, you're math’s greatest mystery.
C
I'd skip my finals just to hear you speak,
G
Even if it's history and your score was... weak.
Am
You cried but I still saw the light,
F
You failed the quiz but aced my night.
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[Chorus]
F
You’re the cosine to my sine,
C
We oscillate in perfect time.
G
Even if our phase is slightly off,
Am F
I’d still fight Sphere just for a soft love cough.
F
Tangent to my soul, you cross my plane,
C
Even asymptotes can’t explain this flame.
G
Your math’s a mess but love feels true,
Am F C
Out of thirty—I’d still choose you.
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[Bridge] (slow and sincere)
Am
Don’t worry ‘bout your score, my girl,
F
You’re the reason I tilt this world.
C
They say you're not a math elite,
G
But you're still the answer in my cheat sheet.
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[Final Chorus] (soaring)
F
You’re the cosine to my sine,
C
Together we align in time.
G
The numbers lie but my heart won’t,
Am F
Even if Sphere says love’s a don’t.
F
Tangent to my soul, undefined but true,
C
Every math law bends when it’s me and you.
G
Failed the quiz, but won my view,
Am F C
Out of thirty—I’d still choose you.
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[Outro] (soft)
C
So here’s my graph, my heart, my plan…
G
I’ll rewrite theorems just to hold your hand.
Am
From trig to love, one thing is clear…
F
You plus me, girl—we’re the answer here.
C
(End with wink) …Thirty outta thirty, baby.
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