Me
Are you in college?
- I am not but I will be this September and I'm really excited and nervous (-:
I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE! WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE!?
- lol no you don't trust me, it's not much to look at and you'd probably be disappointed
You're amazing okay ILYSM
- ILY2
What's your favorite topping on ice cream
- um idk maybe almonds or chocolate syrup
Hi ily and opinion on pizza rolls
- Hey ily2 and they're delicious
Hey (-;
- Hi (-;
How does one write like you
- honestly I'm not even that good but just write whatever you want and just stick with it
Ur amazing ily
- You're amazing and ily
Calum
So when are you and Luke going to tie the knot and fuck?
- Soon, at least I hope?
Stop fucking around Calum, you want Luke's dick up your ass and you know it
- I do, I really do and MAYBE mine up his (-;
Stop talking to Ethan asswipe
- Sorry God he's just nice for a change
Can you and Luke pls fuck in the janitors closet
- Ooh that'd be hot I'll definitely run it by Luke
What did Luke's wiener taste like
- Good
Harry
Go fuck yourself or Louis either works
- Who is Louis?
Can you leave pls
- I'm going I'm going
You messed up dude. But why did you do it
- I know I did and honestly I have no idea why I did it.
Melanie
My new found Queen
- Present !
Be my friend
- Okay (-:
This ain't a question but you da new mvp keep uo the good work hunty
- I'm trying but it's hard girl
I love you Melanie
- I love you too stranger
Luke
When you gonna fuck Calum?????? Better be soon or I beat your white ass
- I really want to but he's the one who wants to take it slow and I have to respect him
When are you and Cal gonna be official bc it's killing me
- Soon hopefully, I have something planned (-:
Start calling Calum angel bc that's cute
- That is cute. Thanks!
Dude you gotta bend Cal over your desk and fuck him senseless like RN
- Well you're gonna have to wait for that (-;
Are you going to try and help Calum into a good college when he becomes a senior
- Absolutely, I want the best for him but I just hope he doesn't want to ho too far
PLS ASK CALUM OUT ALREADY
- IM WORKING ON IT
Michael
Go die in hell
- Rude
See ya in hell bitch
- See ya I guess
Let's fuck
- Sure?
Ashton
Hey boo love you
- Hi I love you too boo
Daddy
- Baby
Heyyooooo
- Hiiiiiii
Who are you gonna fall in love with (I'm free lol)
- I actually kind of met someone and I really like him, I think it might last
Hmu bae
- Sure what's ur number
R u gay
- Very much so
Andy
Crazy ass motherfucker I hate you go die in hell with Michael
- Well that's a little harsh
Literally who are you go away
- Nope
You psycho bitch stay the fuck away from Calum before I your dick off and feed it to my per ferret derick
- Well then, you're crazy and nope not till he learns
Can you like not touch Cal bc if you do you will die a painful death man so we good?
- Whatever you say
Why are you such a psycho
- I'm not
Why do you exist
- Why do you
Ethan
Stay in yo lane mofo don't go to Cal go f yourself
- Look I like Calum he's really cool and fun sorry I just want a friend
Leave Calum alome!!! He doesn't even like you!!! Plus Andy's threatening Calum bc of your fine ass
- Why???? He definitely does like me! And really!? Ugh not again!
Go away
- What did I even do?????
Can you tell yo brother to hmu
- Sure but I'm sure his gf wouldn't be happy
Liz
HIIIIIIII ILYSM QUEEENNNN
- HII ILY2
Adopt me
- Okay
It must be really hard being Queen huh?
- You don't even know that half of it
YOU ARE READING
The Only Reason || Cake
Fanfiction[Second Book To Teaching Affairs] Calum is going into his Junior year of highschool with heartache and confusion. The shock he received after the party has rendered him cold and ruthless towards love. Luke's on his second year of teaching at United...
