1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals (do it too soon and they'll be expecting it)
2. Make a trail of something slightly sticky on the floor to the bathrooms
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,"I think we have a code 3 in housewares" and see what happens
4. Turn all the radios to an annoying station, then turn them all off and set the volume as high has it can go.
5. Challenge other customers to a duel with tubes of wrapping paper.
6. Put M&M's on lay buy
7. Move "CAUTION WET FLOOR" signs to carpet areas
8. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department
9. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why won't you people leave me alone?!"
10. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose, put on makeup, etc
11. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full scale battlefield
12. Ask other customers really random questions e.g. "How many times have you been married?" or "See you in the asylum on Thursday again, Joe!"
13. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
14. Switch signs on the men's and women's bathrooms.
15. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible".
16. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign out front.
17. Go into the changing rooms and yell, "Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"
18. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME! PICK ME!".
19. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again".
20. Go to the food court, get a soft drink, tell them you don't get out much and would they put one of those little umbrellas in it.
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My Random Randomness
De TodoThis is my book It's about my life Idk why I'm writing it, don't ask That's pretty much all Maybe y'all should know that I'm not normal... And very hyper Always. Forever.
