Football

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Me: *sees TV ad for Footy Colours Day*

Me: "That's great, but I don't have a football team."

My mum: "What about the Cats?"

Me: "I hate football."

Me: "Why would I follow football if I hate it?"

Me: "I haven't followed football for, like, 3 years..."

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