My Random Randomness

Song 5 - The Moist Legs Hip Hop

The Moist Legs Hip Hop

In The Style Of Eminem 
by bitch

May I have your attention please?
I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)
To become emo (to become emo)
Everybody (everybody)
Come take my hand (come take my hand)
We'll walk through your va jay jay together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm

Her hands are smooth, legs moist, faces are wet
There's food on her g string already, stripper's come
She's nervous, but on the surface she looks calm and ready to become emo,
But she keeps on forgetting what she wrote down,

And I am, smore
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
'Cause I am, smore
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am

You better catch the bus
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to become emo
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
You better catch the bus
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to become emo
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

So lets go back
Follow the my penis as we go on another episode
Journey with me as I take you through your va jay jay
I once used to call home sweet home

Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the boner now

And when I'm gone, just become emo, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my smooth hands
Just know that I'm looking down on you foocking
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just catch the bus

And when she's gone, just become emo, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of her moist legs
Just know that she's looking down on you talking
And her didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just catch the bus in your g string.