Me: *finally gets drunk parents with drunk neighbours out of the house*
Me: *walks inside*
My brother: "Are they drunk yet?"
Me: *starts hysterically laughing*
My brother: "What's so funny?"
Me: "That's just a really weird thing for a twelve-year-old to say."
My brother: *sighs and rolls eyes*
A/N This is true. This whole book is true. What even worse about this story is that they were dressed up. As 80's rock bands. DRESSED. UP. And they're now going to my brothers school. Oh well. At least it's not mine...
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My Random Randomness
CasualeThis is my book It's about my life Idk why I'm writing it, don't ask That's pretty much all Maybe y'all should know that I'm not normal... And very hyper Always. Forever.