Amy: Sheldon, I'm going to ask you something, and I'd like you to keep an open mind.
Sheldon: Always.
Amy: At this moment, I find myself craving human intimacy and physical contact.
Sheldon: Oh, boy. You know ours is a relationship of the mind.
Amy: Proposal. One wild night of torrid lovemaking that soothes my soul and inflames my loins.
Sheldon: Counterproposal. I will gently stroke your head and repeat, aw, who's a good Amy.
Amy: How about this? French kissing, seven minutes in heaven culminating in second base.
Sheldon: Neck massage, then you get me that beverage.
Amy: We cuddle. Final offer.
Sheldon: Very well. Oh, boy. (They cuddle, awkwardly.)
Amy: I'm just saying, second base is right there.
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The Big Bang Theory Part 3
HumorThis book is the 3rd one in my sequel. The first two reached its maximum number of chapters which is why this one was created. The first part includes seasons 1 and 2 with a section of season 3. Part 2 has the rest of season 3 and all of season 4. T...
