Scene: The apartment.Sheldon is trying to scare the bird away making cat noises.
Leonard: The bird's still there?
Sheldon: Quick, what does a hawk sound like?
Leonard: I don't know. Scree-scree.
Sheldon: Please, that's a seagull. If you're not going to help, don't help.
Leonard: Sorry. Do you think I'm overdressed?
Sheldon: It depends on the activity. For a prostate exam, yes. If you're playing Vegas, I'd add sequins.
Leonard: I'm going to the movies with Penny. I don't want her to think that I think it's a date.
Sheldon: Do you think it's a date?
Leonard: No, but she might think I think it's a date even though I don't.
Sheldon: Or you might think she thinks you think it's a date even though she doesn't.
Leonard: Are we overthinking this?
Sheldon: Not at all.
Leonard: You're right. I'm fine. I'm wearing this.
Sheldon: Really? A blazer? All right. (Leonard takes off blazer and heads back to his room.)
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The Big Bang Theory Part 3
HumorThis book is the 3rd one in my sequel. The first two reached its maximum number of chapters which is why this one was created. The first part includes seasons 1 and 2 with a section of season 3. Part 2 has the rest of season 3 and all of season 4. T...
