The Big Bang Theory Part 3

Leonard, Howard, Raj and Stuart

Raj: Hey, look, the new Warlords of Ka'a expansion pack is out.

Howard: A new one? Unbelievable. They just keep making up more cheesy monsters, slapping them on cards and selling them at 25 bucks a pop. It's like a secret tax on guys who can't get laid.

Raj: They're not even trying. Remember the Satanimals pack with the Hellephant? Why, absurd. What was he, a bad elephant who died and went to hell? What could an elephant possibly do that would cause him eternal damnation?

Howard: Wild West and Witches? What kind of loser cares about a showdown between Billy the Kid and the White Wizard of the North?

Raj: A total loser. Obviously a guy with a six-shooter beats an old man with a magic wand.

Leonard: Well, ho-hold on. What if the wizard casts a Helmet of Confusion spell on Billy the Kid's cowboy hat?

Howard: What? Please! This is Billy the Kid we're talking about. I mean, the wizard would get shot between the eyes before he could ever get out the words, what the hell is Billy the Kid doing in the mystic realm of Ka'a?

Stuart: Leonard, what's the deal with Sheldon's friend Amy? Are they a couple?

Leonard: Couple of weirdos. Why?

Howard: You interested in Amy?

Stuart: Well, I mean, she didn't look through me with soul-sucking, ball-shriveling hatred and contempt. I like that in a woman. Could you run it by Sheldon if I could ask her out?

Leonard: Sure. I guess.

Raj: Stuart, settle an argument for us. Who would win, Billy the Kid or the White Wizard?

Stuart: If I tell you that, I'm robbing you of the hours of fun you could have for the magical, rootin' tootin' low price of $24.95.

Raj: I'll take one.

Howard: Mmm, make it two.

Leonard: I hate all of you and myself. Three.

Stuart: I'll ring it up. Like shooting nerds in a barrel.