Woman: So, Leonard, what do you do for fun?
Leonard: Um, let's see. Hiking. Karaoke in Koreatown. Any Jennifer Aniston movie.
Penny: Hey. Sorry I ditched you.
Leonard: No, it's fine. You can ditch away.
Penny: Oh, no, no. We said we were going to hang out, let's hang out.
Leonard: It's cool. Go back to Kevin.
Penny: Oh, he had to leave.
Leonard: Interesting. So now that he's gone, you want to hang out with me.
Woman: This must be Penny.
Leonard: Yep.
Woman: I totally get it.
Penny: Huh? I'm sorry, get what?
Leonard: Don't worry about it. You know, there's some guys over there. You should go talk to them.
Penny: No, no. I want to know what you told her.
Leonard: That's kind of between me and...
Woman: Laura.
Leonard: Laura.
Penny: Oh. Okay, I see. So while he was telling you things, did he mention he owns not one, but two Star Trek uniforms?
Laura: Really?
Penny: Yeah. Wears them. Not just for Halloween.
Leonard: Hey, pal. You didn't see me telling Kevin that you thought cold wars were only fought in winter.
Penny: Okay. Then I'll return the favour, and I won't tell...
Laura: Laura.
Penny: Laura that half the dirty movies you own are animated.
Leonard: When you were telling Kevin about your acting career, did you mention your long-running role as Waitress in a local production of The Cheesecake Factory?
Penny: Did you tell her about your lucky asthma inhaler?
Leonard: Oh, yeah? Spell asthma.
Penny: A... S... Take me home.
Leonard: Maybe I'm not done hanging out with... (Laura has gone) You're right, it's getting late.
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The Big Bang Theory Part 3
HumorThis book is the 3rd one in my sequel. The first two reached its maximum number of chapters which is why this one was created. The first part includes seasons 1 and 2 with a section of season 3. Part 2 has the rest of season 3 and all of season 4. T...
