Heyooo! It's been a while hasn't it? Sorry I've just been busy with my Football Cafe book and some of my other fanfics BUT don't worry I'm still writing one shots too. Hope you like it xx
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You have a new message from: Chambers.
Chambers: Hey mate, what are you up to?
Ox: Just hanging around my flat, why?
Chambers: Still mopping over Maureen?
Ox: Absolutely not.
Chambers: You need to get over that bitch.
Ox: I am over her. Just don't mention her name again, it irks me.
Chambers: I worry about you sometimes.
Ox: Why?
Chambers: Because you're obviously lying. You've been such a piss bag lately, it's depressing.
Ox: A piss bag? Seriously? -_-
Chambers: My point is, she cheated on you and you're still hung up on her for some sick reason that I'd rather not understand.
Ox: Fuck off Calum.
Chambers: You need help man and I'm gonna give you that help.
Ox: Again, fuck off Calum.
Chambers: Admit it, you're a huge slop who's still hung up on his slut of an ex.
Ox: I can tell you took some sick delight in writing that sentence.
Chambers: Let me set you up with someone.
Ox: No.
Chambers: Why not?
Ox: I'm not looking for anything serious right now.
Chambers: Good, neither is she.
Ox: "She"? There was a particular person in mind?
Chambers: Well, kinda.
Ox: Go on.
Chambers: Oooh I got you interested, didn't I? ;)
Ox: Calum my attention span is this short... Plus you just seem so eager to set me up with her. All in all I'm the one doing you a favor.
Chambers: Her name is Scarlett, she's my cousin's mate. I met her a few times, she's a really chill gal, smart, classy and funny as fuck, a lot more than you, might I add.
Ox: So what's the catch?
Chambers: What catch?
Ox: Unless she's a succubus or her last name is Johansson, there's no way your Scarlett girl can be that perfect. There has to be a catch. She's not very fit, is that it?
Chambers: Oh no believe me, she's super hot.
Ox: But...?
Chambers: Well she's eighteen if that's what you would call a "catch".
Ox: eiGHTEEN? Are you kidding me? Do I look like I fancy doing babysitting?
Chambers: Jesus, calm down, she's wise beyond her years okay.
Ox: What the fuck are you smoking Calum, I'm not dating someone who's still in high school; I haven't reached that level of desperation yet.
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