I'd slap you but I don't want to get slut on my hands
Or
I'd slap you but shit stains
( with the first one, it doesn't have to be slut, you can switch it to how you want it )
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I'd slap you but I don't want to get slut on my hands
Or
I'd slap you but shit stains
( with the first one, it doesn't have to be slut, you can switch it to how you want it )