You must have been born on a high way, that's where all accidents happen.
Or
Shut up, at least I wasn't born on the high way, you know where all the accidents happen.
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Accidents - Comeback
You must have been born on a high way, that's where all accidents happen.
Or
Shut up, at least I wasn't born on the high way, you know where all the accidents happen.