Crack -up quotes, random things to say, jokes and comebacks.

Bob

This is Bob.

Bob likes you.

Bob likes sharp things.

I suggest you run from bob.

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There will be some things like this for you crazy guy readers of wattpad. If you guys are like the ones at my school going on and on and on about things such as: my name is Jeff. My name is bob. Actually. Now they have decided to call the schools three chickens: Contucky, Fried, Chicken. Lol.