Boy: Where'd you get your features!!?? The two dollor shop?
Me: so? Where'd you get yours? The sewage?
Boy: nope. Got mine from royalty.
Me: I always wondered why you look more like a girl.
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Crack -up quotes, random things to say, jokes and comebacks.
HumorJust a few jokes and stuff. Y'know. ~~~~ Update: I keep this up for old times sake.