Police: stop!
Man: yes officer?
Police:you have been pulled to a stop for misleading the public.
Man: how- ohhhh! You mean my car plate. How am I misleading? I am sexy.
*car plate reads 'I'm sexy'"
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Crack -up quotes, random things to say, jokes and comebacks.
HumorJust a few jokes and stuff. Y'know. ~~~~ Update: I keep this up for old times sake.