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top 10 ways to annoy people

1. Call your dog 'dog'

2. Holler random numbers while someone is counting

3. Begin all your sentences with 'oola la la'

4. Speak only in a robot voice

5. Wear your pants backwards

6. Ask everyone what gender they are

7. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for you 'imaginary friend'

8. Sing along to the opera

9. Now your lawn with scissors

10. Honk and wave at strangers.